"War does not determine who is right - only who is left." Phantom Forces
"No I didn't trip, the floor looked like it needed a hug" Phantom Forces
"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway." Phantom Forces
"All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips." Phantom Forces
"Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account."Phantom Forces.
''Get out there and dont die, There will be consequences'' Arsenal
"In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep." Phantom Forces
"The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.", Phantom forces
(Yes i really like quotes from Phantom forces if you want to know)
"Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up." Phantom Forces
"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.", Phantom Forces
"The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the noob on the other side die for his",Phantom Forces
"Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving." Phantom Forces
''When Santa breaks into you're house its fine, When i do it, its illegal'' DetectiveCattail