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TheJustinMann

E.K.A.N.S? More like E.K.An’t roast anyone properly!

E.K.A.N.S.

You're right, I can't roast any one. I'm roasting two.

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TheJustinMann

Wow. Well done. And by well done, I mean that’s the way you’ll end up once I’m finished roasting you!

E.K.A.N.S.

Oh, I've already finished roasting you. Now I'm burning you to a crisp.

Captain Cardboard

That just goes to show how bad your cooking skills are XD

E.K.A.N.S.

Captain CardBORING! :-O

Captain Cardboard

If there was an L in E.K.A.N.S. it would stand for LAME-O

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TheJustinMann

Man, I didn’t know there were such things as negative letters! Oh wait, there isn’t!

E.K.A.N.S.

Man, I didn't know there was such a thing as a negative IQ!

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TheJustinMann

Hey, you really didn’t have to tell me about your IQ. That sucks for you! (I think I know what roast is coming next)

E.K.A.N.S.

Run and hide like spies are supposed to do because you can't take the heat

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TheJustinMann

You are correct about the heat. I can’t take it because I’m too cool, so the heat can’t take me. And as for hiding, I don’t need to, to kill an armless opponent.

E.K.A.N.S.

I rp. You are pee.

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TheJustinMann

Nicely done. But I think I can do better... oh, wait. I already am.

Captain Cardboard

Yeah, but doing better then her isn't exactly much. Y'all are both zeroes, ya nerds!

E.K.A.N.S.

I'll roast some cardboard and start a garbage fire. Throw Justin on top to take care of the trash

Captain Cardboard

How are you going to start a fire with no opposable thumbs?

E.K.A.N.S.

I'm the ace. There's no "captain" in a deck of cards.

There's no captain on a board either. Checkmate.

Captain Cardboard

Of course there's a captain on board! That's me, ya fool! Snakes, on the other hand, are not allowed on ships.

E.K.A.N.S.

The only board you're on is the plank