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TheJustinMann

What about cats?

Killerbunny the god

I've had like 7 cats. I don't need more.

Okay i'll ignore that :3

milk_tea

I'm deathly allergic to cats. No, thank you. I went to my friends house (she has two cats) and I almost DIED. It sounded like I was COUGHING UP A HAIRBALL.

Killerbunny the god

I have two cats too. Completely black ones. So don't come here. Doubt you'd ever come to Sweden but in case you did xD

Sky_

Shame, cats are great
Have two, are currently as old as me
Also, I have a theory that cats just teleport their hairballs into your lungs when you go within two meters

Killerbunny the god

Oh hi uranus. That theory would make a lot of sense, wouldn't it milk? XD

milk_tea

My friend's mom thought my sneezing was one of their cats coughing up a hairball. So yes, that theory makes complete sense.

Killerbunny the god

I thought so

milk_tea

Nothing worse than being mistaken for a cat.

Killerbunny the god

What about a pig? Or a cow?

Those two are both animals and insults. I don't like the idea of those two being insults though. Especially 'cow'. Cows are beautiful animals

milk_tea

Exactly. If there could be any animal used for an insult, it'd be like a howler monkey if someone had an annoying voice.

Killerbunny the god

Not that i'd ever make fun of anyone on someone's possible insecurities unless they make fun of mine but yeah.

Or you could call them that if they were spreading rumors or something

milk_tea

Sometimes I call people buffalos. It's super random, but I'm just like, "You're such a buffalo!" and they'll say, "Um. Okay ...?"

Killerbunny the god

I call my best friends homo erectus (which was an early human) as a friendly insult. Sometimes i just call them gay though

We always have some good laughs when we insult each other

Sky_

Nothing wrong with being a cat. They do bugger all apart from lie on a bed and get up occasionally for food and attention, so I sympathize

Killerbunny the god

I call sky 'uranus' because the predecessor of Zeus in Greek mythology (and therefore the first god of the sky) was called that. And he said something about not being lewdified until i called him that xD

Sky_

I asked how you could lewd an incorporeal sentient bit of air, and you did a fairly good job at it

Killerbunny the god

Now let's lewd milk

Oh wait...

milk_tea

Ha-ha, nothing to lewd here. I am a cinnamon roll who has done nothing wrong.
*angelic choir in the background*

Killerbunny the god

You know what's another white liquid?