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RenzFlintrock
RenzFlintrock
Noooooo....
CuteBoi.exe
CuteBoi.exe
I BET YOU DID THIS DIDNT YOU!!!!
RenzFlintrock
RenzFlintrock
NO! I DONT KILL GOOD FOOD! EVEN IF I CANT EAT SOMETHING I STILL RESPECT THAT OTHERS CAN!
CuteBoi.exe
CuteBoi.exe
YOUR BODY HEAT MELTED THEM! LUCKILY, THEY WERE SAVED BY THE MAGICAL DOCTOR FRIDGE! IF THEY DIED YOU WOULD'VE JOINED THEM
RenzFlintrock
RenzFlintrock
But I am a Spaghetti Tangela (Rice Noodles, not wheat!) and can be fainted, but I’m not sure how easily you can kill me... and again, I held no malintent towards your cakes. And also we are probably across the Atlantic from each other, so I would have to be burning to a crisp to melt them from here.
CuteBoi.exe
CuteBoi.exe
WELL THEN MAYBE YOU ARE!!!!!!!1111!!111 Also I can kill you by eating you nom nom
RenzFlintrock
RenzFlintrock
That is my weakness... but if you are in range to eat me you are in easy range of my Power Whip attacks! Oh, and I’m also pretty spicy. As in Red Pepper Flakes, Paprika, and Chili powder. And Oregano and Parsley. And some onions and garlic.
CuteBoi.exe
CuteBoi.exe
Then I'll just put you in a trash compactor then. Easy soloution.
RenzFlintrock
RenzFlintrock
@PlayfulFox47 save me! Return me to my Pokéball before I get trash compacted!
CuteBoi.exe
CuteBoi.exe
*trash compactor noises* That's what you get for hurting my poor tea cakes!
RenzFlintrock
RenzFlintrock
I told you I didn’t do it!

*spaghetti noodles are launched forward to wrap around other parts of the room and anchor the Tangela so that he is not thrown in*
RenzFlintrock
RenzFlintrock
*the Tangela waves a noodle gratefully*

Thank you... I don’t think Playful would’ve gotten here in time...
CuteBoi.exe
CuteBoi.exe
HEY GET OUT OF HERE!!!!11!!
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