Hydra I think I’m gonna need some of that beer
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Nukas
DarkHydraT
*gives Nukas a crate full* Enjoy yourself
Nukas
Wait that’s an option??? My parents don’t have to get divorced??
Killerbunny the god
I'm not a polygamist or a mormon
Killerbunny the god
No i'll divorce Hydra anyway
Nukas
I think if you’re on Charms you don’t have the choice whether you’re a polygamist or not
DarkHydraT
Welp, worth a shot. *signs paperwork* Anything else?
Nukas
NO!!!!! *bursts into tears*
Killerbunny the god
No that's all.
Nukas, i know you're sad but you must know that this is all your fault and i hate you
Nukas, i know you're sad but you must know that this is all your fault and i hate you
DarkHydraT
A+ parenting folks
Nukas
Well this is a great party *cries while downing a bottle of beer*
Killerbunny the god
You said you weren't old enough when we had Joel's birthday party. Sure, online you're technically half Swedish but you're still underage
Nukas
I need this it’s the only thing I have left
Killerbunny the god
You still have your parents. Just that one of them hates you and the other hurts to hug because of the scaly skin
Nukas
My slime skin doesn’t hurt when I hug the scales, at least Hydra still loves me *hugs Hydra*
Killerbunny the god
Oh right. I keep forgetting that my child is a slime. And now i'm starting to think of the messed up tree again. Still a killerbunny-god divorced from a Hydra, dating an eel, have a slime child with said Hydra and have two children with a vampire
Nukas
How many times do I have to remind you that I’m adopted.
Killerbunny the god
As many times as i have to remind you that i don't care
DarkHydraT
Poor Nukas, he doesn't deserve this shitty treatment
Shen: King of Digimon
*toots party Horn* congratulations, Xeno scum