Pokécharms

So...... DRAINING KISS!!!!!!

Doesn't matter. I'm a god. Pokémon types, moves and stuff like that can't even compete with me

*hits you in the head with a giant hammer* if you ever try to kiss me, i'll break your neck and rip out your organs

Ya know Hitting me with a hammer just makes me flatter, making me harder to hit

Also I have to organs, nor neck, because I am a cookie, baked by a witch, making me immortal

It will also give you a concussion and possibly kill you

Like I said I-M-M-O-R-T-A-L

Fine. Then i guess i'll eat you and you'll have to spend eternity in my stomach

*the fox stalks away*

Also the witch can bake me again and again, so don’t try to kill me

Oh i won't try to kill you. I can make sure that my stomach fluids only hurt you really bad. But they won't kill you. And then like i said, you'll be stuck in my stomach for eternity. And if she can bake you again anyway, then part of your conscience will still be in my stomach and probably make you scizophrenic.

Fox, get back here or i'll make sure to push renz of the cliff xD

No you can still eat me and stuff, I won’t die, just be crumbled.

*waks back and sits down in a huff*

Exactly. So you be a good cookie and stop trying to kill me. It won't get you anywhere

*Jumps out of oven because @Killerbunny the god ate me* I’m Back!~ (Also I’m going to make a RP conversation for us and renz)

Why did you want me to come back here exactly?

I thought that the cookie would know to fear me even more now that it knows that i'm a bunny that can order a fox around. My best friend doesn't count because he's also a god now.

Okay, the cookie wants to be scizophrenic because there are now two of him, One here, and one in my stomach

Also, you don’t know what it’s like to be a cookie, All the chatting and talking, All the parties Cheesecake Cookie does, and all the messages I need to send! i want to see you be a cookie for one day!

That sounds like i know exactly how it is. Because i've been there

This is a profile, not an RP