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Bold words for someone who's within Demoknight charging distance.

Haha it go through reaper. (Reaper has a phases shift ability)

OK, I'll just have Sniper throw Jarate at you, making you leave a trail of Jarate wherever you go, which he can then follow up with a bushwacka hit to instantly deal 195 damage.

*Laughs in Splatoon*

@Gamingfan *Laughs in Heavy* Look at your baby guns! You are going to need much bigger guns!

To start with Road hog has 600hp, he also has a shotgun which can kill in two shots at close range, also even if he died, (very unlikely) he would be resurrected by mercy. So beat that.

@Gamingfan *Pulls out paint remover*

Medic has Ubercharge which makes him and his target invulnerable to damage for 8 seconds. Combine this with a Heavy with a minigun which does like 300 DPS, it takes two seconds to kill normal Roadhog. Not to mention that Medic also overheals his patient to 150% of their normal health, putting Heavy at 450 health at full overheal.

We have a guy with an immortality bot and we have a zenyatta who's ultimate makes him invincible and faster, he heals anyone around him. And genji can deflect almost anything (apart from melee) right back at the target. We also have a hacker who can stop the opponent from using their ablity.

Aaaaand this just got too technical.

*Swims away*

Okay, but we have a sneaky boi that can sap any mechanical thing, so the immortality bot and Zenyatta are done, Genji probably doesn't stand a chance against a drunk scottish guy with an axe and shield, and the hacker person has about as much durability as a pound cake so Scout makes quick work of her.

Widow maker would point them out using her infa mode, it allows all he team to see them. And genji vs scottish man? well genji is built for close range, his ultimate is literally him using a sword. Cuts down road hog in a few swings and as for scout our hacker can go invisible and has a teleporter that only works on her so beat that.

Widow Maker can't see invisible people, right? Because Spy does invisibility too. He can sneak past and take out Widow Maker, then take out the others.

Sure, maybe Genji wins against Demoknight, but does he stand a chance against the Pyro, who sets people on fire?

And Sombra can be revealed with The Mad Milk, one of Scout's secondaries.

Also, my head's starting to hurt. Let's quit while we're not too deep.