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E.K.A.N.S.

JadeStar

I have to know where you coming from to give you instructions because it's hard to place it on the GPS. But no fear here

Schrift

Have you heard of the zero Plain? I'm from their

JadeStar

You go straight following the Big Deeper, then take a left once you hit Texas. After that keep going until you see lots of snowy mountains. If it says Greenland, you went too far.

Schrift

I ended up in the north pole and this polar bear is trying to eat me.

JadeStar

Okay -.- clearly you didn't follow my directions right. Go back to Texas and take a left with the big deeper in front of you.

Schrift

You mean big dipper? Cause what the big deeper?

JadeStar

If you can't tell the difference between the two then you're not ready for Wonderland. (Also I didn't noticed it was being autocorrect to deeper, I'm going to go cry under my bed now)

Schrift

So I go north from texas?

JadeStar

Yup

Now when they ask you, "What's your business here?" You simply say. "I'm here to enjoy the world's best pancakes and syrup."

Schrift

So canada? Wow didn't know wonderland was in canada. If you go to the zero plain just ask for "boullettes poisson" and I'll know it's you.