oof. Still not the weirdest
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SparkyChutie
Gamingfan
That's Wednesday.
Sharksuitguy17
I once saw Mary Poppins kill a shopping trolley.
SparkyChutie
oof.
Killerbunny the god
That was just 3am today. Which hasn't happened yet for me
SparkyChutie
who wants to hear weird stuff I did as a kid?
Sharksuitguy17
A demonic Starbucks napkin stole my goldfish crackers... 
Killerbunny the god
That's nothing. The angelic hares always ruin my plans to take over the world
Sharksuitguy17
What is 9+10? Pancakes are 7, so it must 42 of them to reach life multiplied by Saturn, so 7/Saturn must equal the moon. Using this theory, we can calculate that the meaning of life is not 42, but blue. Using this new info, and using the unicorn theorem, we find that the amount of pancakes used to get to the moon, is exactly 1.462423847927948372947234 headlights.
Gamingfan
Saviorhare the Angel
Killerbunny the god
Or maybe those hares are just inside my head. I can't really tell anymore. It was a few months ago that I met up with the leader of my cult
Sharksuitguy17
Bio-mechanical bunnies. Boiler burst.
Killerbunny the god
Have you ever heard of this movie where a corrupt politician commit genocide on magic monks?
RenzFlintrock
Not movie, but it could be a TV series I know.
Killerbunny the god
What I'm thinking of is multiple movies and tv-series
RenzFlintrock
Star Wars?
Killerbunny the god
Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith to be exact
RenzFlintrock
I was thinking Avatar the Last Airbender at first XD
Killerbunny the god
Osai isn't really a corrupt politician tho 
RenzFlintrock
He or his ancestors are Fire Lords/Kings though, which could be seen as a political figure...