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You think you've won, but all I do is scoff. Now all this lack of coherence is pissing me off.
Don't mess with a Leprechaun, that's rule number one. You try to toy with me and guess what, you're done!
I'm not afraid of a challenge "O mighty rap lord." I'm merely doing this so I won't have to be bored.
You may be a mythical creature, that much I'm sure, but I know other creatures who are worth much more.
Like the dragons and the gorgons and the devil himself, you look like a doll a kid would leave on their shelf.
Judge me by me size and you're sorely regret it. For I have magical powers that are fighting fit.
I could rip out your heart, or even your lung. Whatever way I kill ya, I'm sure to have fun.
Now hand me your ear, and I'll make ya a shoe. Then I'll mash you up and drink ya in a cold brew.
Turn me into a drink? How very cliche, although one of that will happen today.
But your threats won't scare me or get me to leave, I'm a Pokemon who's got more tricks up his sleeve.
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