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True, make him sign a contract

My initial thought was 'He will sign the contract to end all contracts' and then immediately afterwards 'Your Contract has Expired' started playing in my head. But uh, yeah, if you wanna draft the document I can sign on it.

idk how to I know you're gonna respect the contract?

You can have Rex Lapis act as a witness. Assuming I do agree to the terms and decide to sign, that is, of course.

idk I'll have to talk to the adults council

Unreliable witness, has a noted history of faking his own death.

the council has spoken

Alr, guess I can just go warn the teens that you’re planning war against them if I’m not on your side. See ya!

Typical teenage reaction, you failed the test.

Imagine bowing to peer pressure and threats, what do you think we are, teenagers?

couldn't be me, now get of my lawn

Ok boomer

This is ridiculous lol

(Oh, btw, it’s not just teens that do that. Notable generals/politicians that I’ve been reading about the last week or two, like Alcibiades and Coriolanus, when banished by their people because they were too popular, went to their former enemies and helped them take down those who had shunned them, making them beg for mercy)

they were spoiled brats, it makes sense, we don't mess around

That just means we'll have to eliminate you before you can get uppity!

Go ahead and eliminate me, just don’t forget the conversation we literally just had about how people bring me back to life when others kill me.

This whipersnapper not respectin I tell ya what

Me and my dragon armies Shall join this righteous crusade!
But could I ask to not Eliminate my son? I will Just ground him till the end of the war.

that sounds like something a teenager would say!

Aww, c’mon! I don’t wanna be grounded... I have a D&D meeting next Thursday!