Pokécharms

My flapjacks! You monster D:

I even ate all the staff's flapjacks...

How dare you

Ain't I a stinker?

It's okay. We keep a list. One day the revolution will come... and you'll be sorry you stole my flapjacks. And my cake.

-sits in corner and cackles unintelligibly-

Actually, we're even already. Ya stole my tacos, so I got ya back! No need to plot!

Yeah but I'm just pointlessly vengeful, so you owe me anyway. Also didn't you steal my birthday cake, or was that someone else?

No no no. I didn't steal your cake. That was @Aurora Beam. :3

Oh. Well @Aurora Beam gets smited too. :D

I only stole your flapjacks. Here's five bucks. Go buy some pancakes so I can steal them.

Hey, I make pancakes. What's this buying nonsense? Also, what kind of pancakes? American pancakes or crêpes?

I meant pancake MIX. Also, you're running out of wombat food. Heres 100 bucks. Feed your wombat.

The wombat got fed earlier. Also, once again, I make pancake mix - it's only flour, eggs, and milk.

Oh, yeah, you're running out of pizza. Can I borrow your teapot? You broke mine a few days ago, and it doesn't work anymore.

If I'm running out of pizza, blame @Linkachu. And you can borrow me if you like...

Okay. I know a song that describes you.
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You're a little teapot short and stout
I can't find your handle
I can't find your spout
When you got all steamed up, I heard you shout:
"TIP ME OVER AND POUR ME OUT OF SO HELP ME I WILL STAB EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM WITH A PENCIL SINGLE HANDEDLY!!!!!!!!!"
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Am I right?

... more or less.