Pokécharms

Hi beautiful~ oh and hi Molly

Moon: How are you? Also ignore Molly, she's mad because I tried to get her to have fun for once.

Oh ok, I'm fine, what about you?

Moon: I'm good, I guess.

Anything I missed out on?

Moon: Other than Oreo finding a knife and stabbing Mars, nope.
Molly: Morty's been trying to flirt with Moon.
Moon: *starts spraying Molly with a water gun*

Who the hell is this suicidal Morty guy?

Moon: I met him at a carnival when I was ten and ended up with a crush on him and apparently he figured it out, so now that I'm 14 he likes to flirt with me because he thinks I still have a crush on him... Also how is he suicidal?
Molly: When Moon is missing you because you're rarely around Morty usually keeps her company to try to make her feel better.

...... *puts down the chainsaw he just got to kill morty with* .....

Moon: ...Pain, where the heck did you get the chainsaw...?

..... i have one just laying around for when i need it

Moon: Why would you need a chainsaw, though? ._.

Lost my lunar wolf weapon....

Moon: ...How the heck do you even lose a flippin' axe?
Molly:

Chaos powers.... one minute is with me the other it glitches to god knows where....