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  1. SharpShotInteleon

    *reloads gun, firing diamond pick axes at the obsidian.*

    *reloads gun, firing diamond pick axes at the obsidian.*
  2. SharpShotInteleon

    *fires more water from the gun, rapidly cooling the lava, turning it into obsidian*

    *fires more water from the gun, rapidly cooling the lava, turning it into obsidian*
  3. SharpShotInteleon

    Haha! You fool! I have this! *pulls out kite*

    Haha! You fool! I have this! *pulls out kite*
  4. SharpShotInteleon

    Because they’re just so hot- oh dear god! *fires a blast of water on the glasses, soaking them...

    Because they’re just so hot- oh dear god! *fires a blast of water on the glasses, soaking them and me*
  5. SharpShotInteleon

    *puts on sunglasses* If it’s light, then making it dark should lessen it’s effects.

    *puts on sunglasses* If it’s light, then making it dark should lessen it’s effects.
  6. SharpShotInteleon

    *narrowly dodges, firing a round of metal plating at the ball, slowing it down. Picks up the...

    *narrowly dodges, firing a round of metal plating at the ball, slowing it down. Picks up the ball, hands hurting, and chucks it into the air* Now, let’s finish this! *fires an actual bullet*
  7. SharpShotInteleon

    Not bad, reality breaker. But not good enough! *hits the ball with full force*

    Not bad, reality breaker. But not good enough! *hits the ball with full force*
  8. SharpShotInteleon

    *fires a tennis racket out of the gun, into my hand* Let’s play! *hits the ball back*

    *fires a tennis racket out of the gun, into my hand* Let’s play! *hits the ball back*
  9. SharpShotInteleon

    *Repeatedly reloads gun, before being struck in the arm with the blood ball. Rips off the spike...

    *Repeatedly reloads gun, before being struck in the arm with the blood ball. Rips off the spike ball and chucks it back, accompanied by more mini-foxes* I’ll deal with my arm later. But by god it hurts.
  10. SharpShotInteleon

    Oh good lord! *Reloads gun, and fires out barbed wire to trap the foxes and chickens and kill them*

    Oh good lord! *Reloads gun, and fires out barbed wire to trap the foxes and chickens and kill them*
  11. SharpShotInteleon

    *reloads gun, firing a wave of magnets at the toaster, causing it to drop out of the air, and...

    *reloads gun, firing a wave of magnets at the toaster, causing it to drop out of the air, and explode harmlessly*
  12. SharpShotInteleon

    *reloads gun and fires out mini-foxes at the chicken army*

    *reloads gun and fires out mini-foxes at the chicken army*
  13. SharpShotInteleon

    En guarde! *fires water out of gun at the toaster*

    En guarde! *fires water out of gun at the toaster*
  14. SharpShotInteleon

    Oh trust me, I’ve got a couple of tricks up my sleeve, we shall say. *partially reveals...

    Oh trust me, I’ve got a couple of tricks up my sleeve, we shall say. *partially reveals devourer of gods*
  15. SharpShotInteleon

    I’ve been made aware by a certain Schrift that you break reality on a regular basis, such as...

    I’ve been made aware by a certain Schrift that you break reality on a regular basis, such as ‘sipping popcorn’. I’m afraid that I’m going to have to cease your existence. This won’t hurt a bit. *cocks gun*
  16. SharpShotInteleon

    Oh dear god the simulation is crumbling due to Gamingfan. I’ll get to it right away. *loads...

    Oh dear god the simulation is crumbling due to Gamingfan. I’ll get to it right away. *loads double-barrel shotgun* Gamingfan, I’m coming to cease you.
  17. SharpShotInteleon

    Schrift. Listen here. You’ve broken it once. *Pulls out sword* And I don’t want to make you...

    Schrift. Listen here. You’ve broken it once. *Pulls out sword* And I don’t want to make you cease again.
  18. SharpShotInteleon

    Oof. Well, at least the simulation has been saved. Hallelujah.

    Oof. Well, at least the simulation has been saved. Hallelujah.
  19. SharpShotInteleon

    Adios, mi amigo. This is for the good of the simulation. *fires gun*

    Adios, mi amigo. This is for the good of the simulation. *fires gun*
  20. SharpShotInteleon

    Umm Schrift, I’ve just gotten some readings, and it looks like you’ve broken the simulation. It...

    Umm Schrift, I’ve just gotten some readings, and it looks like you’ve broken the simulation. It appears that I’m going to have to cease your existence. *Cocks gun*
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