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Granted. Now I smother you with gerbils.
And M_S, I don't brick people. I throw pyrokinetic gerbils at them. Thank you for the apology, though.
I wish I had presents for everyone here!
Too bad! Didn't work! I'm in the other room, lol.
Granted, but now the tracks don't like you, so they turn the volume all the way up, thus blowing out your eardrums.
I wish I was a werewolf from the Twilight mythology.
Tina Fey as Palin was funny.
Granted, but your TV's permanently on mute.
I wish I had an infinite set of super powered hamsters that would fill in the exact role of the gerbils, but be unable to kill me.
You forgot to wish! *Secad throws pyrokinetic gerbils at RPG*
Burn gerbils, burn!
I wish I actually had and infinite amount of super-powered gerbils underneath my complete control.
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