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Ask to Join The Derp Lord! (DISCUSSION)

There is a place where people worship, not legendaries, but normal everyday pokemon that are slightly strange looking. These pokemon are Quagsire, Stunfisk, Oddish, and Spinda. Everyone wants their pokemon to be the best... Everyone wants their pokemon to be called THE DERP LORD!

Rules:
In your bio say the color of the rainbow backwards
No Godmodding
Follow Pokecharm Rules (duh)
No more than seven pokemon (your worshipped pokemon must be on you)
Hate the character, not the player
Skip the first rule
Say Derp in the other
Don't follow any of the rules below this one
Do not say derp in the other
Say Dragon instead

Character sheet
Name:
Age:
Worshipped pokemon:
Team:
Appearance:
Role:
Other:
QUAGSIRE
Leader: Kathren Tretoes/ PlayfulFox47
Co-leader:[0/1]
General:[0/1]
Soldier:[0/6]
Scout:[0/4]
Head Priest[0/1]
Priests[0/4]
SPINDA
Leader: [0/1]
Co-leader:[0/1]
General:[0/1]
Soldier:[0/6]
Scout:[0/4]
Head Priest[0/1]
Priests[0/4]
ODDISH
Leader: [0/1]
Co-leader:[0/1]
General:[0/1]
Soldier:[0/6]
Scout:[0/4]
Head Priest[0/1]
Priests[0/4]
STUNFISK
Leader: [0/1]
Co-leader:[0/1]
General:[0/1]
Soldier:[0/6]
Scout:[0/4]
Head Priest[0/1]
Priests[0/4]
NIDOKING(they are just here for the fun, not very derp if you ask me)
Leader: [0/1]
Co-leader:[0/1]
General:[0/1]
Soldier:[0/6]
Scout:[0/4]
Head Priest[0/1]
Priests[0/4]
Name: Kathren Tretoes
Age: 20
Worshipped pokemon: Quagsire
Team: A-Ninetales, Absol, Leafeon, Lucario, Starptor, Litwik, Quagsire
Appearance: long brown hair that is down, she has stern blue eyes and is Caucasian. She has a blue shirt and brown pants that are caked in mud due to spending so much time with the Quagsire that she speaks to.
Role: Leader
Other: Derp, she can understand her Quagsire
 
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Name: Barty Fickleberry
Age: 19
Worshipped Pokemon: QUAGSIRE!
Team: Quagsire, Makuhita (Pain), Volbeat (Bugger Off), Blissey (Madness), Kecleon (Now you see me..), Golisopod (Back!), Metagross (Jerry)
Appearance: Barty has long (for a common male) hair that stretches to his collar and green eyes. He usually wears back jeans and a blue hoodie. He is caucasian and has a generally messy appearance.
Role: Co-Leader
Other: You-know-who. Slightly insane, spends his time spreading the news of Quagsire and absolutely destroying Oddish, Stunfisk and Spinda supporters.

(This is fake.... Anyways, I am literally half asleep so byee.)
 
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*A slowpoke walks up and begins Psychicly broadcasting my voice*


Playful, may I play two derps? You have obviously not mentioned the Nidokings because nobody knows they exist, but I wish to have one character there and one character on team Quagsire. Pls?

(Is this derp enough?)
 
Name: Sara Eastwood

Age: 17

Worshipped Pokemon: Quagsire

Team: Quagsire, Slowbro, Slowpoke, Egg.

Appearance: Long Red hair, brown eyes. Stands at about 5’0. Likes frilly, warm dresses.

Role: Soldier?

Other: She breeds DERP Quagsire to help increase the ranks. She fights as well, but excels in taking care of the Woopers. DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP. Derp.
 
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Uggg! The rules!
In your bio say the color of the rainbow backwards
No Godmodding
Follow Pokecharm Rules (duh)
No more than seven pokemon (your worshipped pokemon must be on you)
Hate the character, not the player
Skip the first rule
Say Derp in the other
Don't follow any of the other rules
Do not say derp in the other
Say Dragon instead
SEE THE BOLD!
 
Name: Renz Flintrock

Age: 17

Worshiped Pokemon: None

Faction: Nidoking Special Forces

Team: Nidoking, Porygon2, Lombre, Torkoal

Appearance: Standing at 6’ , Renz has blue eyes, black hair, and wears form fitting on missions.

Role: Agent for NSF

Other: Derp
 

Dead account

Previously Super Lazy Man
My Character sheet
Name: Waom Sai
Age: 24
Worshipped pokemon: Quagsire
Team: Quagsire
Tortank
Poliwrath
Vaporeon
Gyarados
Lapras
Appearance: he has blue hairan cyan glowing eyes, he has paoe skin tone
He doesn't always wear the clothes twice so... i guess i'll just always add that to a time skip
Role:co-leader
Other: nothing, although he needs help figuring out what a Dragon is
 
Name: Gina Green
Age: 23
Worshipped pokemon: Odish
Team: Leafeon, Serperior, Bulbasaur, Oddish, Leavanny, Victreebel, Bellossum.
Appearance: Gina has drak green hair with dark blue tips. She has blueish green eyes. She wears a dark blue tank top and green skirt that looks like the top of oddish. She always goes barefoot. Hair hair is always down but she has a headband that pulls the hair from her face it looks like the petals of a sunflora.
Role: Leader
Other: derp.
 
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I think I'll also make a NSF member! (Nidoqueen!)

Name: Lilth Fredank
Age: 16
Worshiped Pokemon: None
Faction: Nidoking Special Forces
Team: Nidoqueen, Flygon, Taillow, Togedmaru, Meincho, Abomasnow
Appearance: Lilth is short being 4'5. She is caucasian, has brown eyes, and brown hair that is in a ponytail. She wears the NSF uniform.
Role: Agent for NSF
Other: Derp
 
Name: Dancing Waves
Age: 18
Worshipped pokemon: Feebas
Team: Feebas, Milotic, Vaporeon, Glaceon, Piplup, lumineon, Dewgong.
Appearance: Dancing Waves wears a gold bikini and an oversized shirt. The shirt is light blue with a crudely drawn feebas. It also says in very misspelled words. "Feebas can be the derp lord too."
Role: Soldiers.
Other: Derp.

Ok so not going twenty Characters in the feebas army then?
 
Name: Undyne

Age: 23

Worshiped Pokémon: Feebas

Pokémon: Feebas, Swampert, Samurott, Sharpedo, Greninja.

Appearance: Tall, long red hair, wears a black tank top and short jeans.

Roll: Soldier

Other: Derp...

A trainer who fights alongside her Pokémon, wielding a deadly spear.
 
Name: Barty Fickleberry

Age: 19

Worshipped Pokemon: QUAGSIRE!

Team: Quagsire, Makuhita (Pain), Volbeat (Bugger Off), Blissey (Madness), Kecleon (Now you see me..), Golisopod (Back!), Metagross (Jerry)

Appearance: Barty has long (for a common male) hair that stretches to his collar and green eyes. He usually wears back jeans and a
blue hoodie. He is caucasian and has a generally messy appearance.

Role: Co-Leader

Other: Derp....derp, slightly more derpy, a little more derp, alright that's enough derp -
Slightly insane, spends his time spreading the news of Quagsire and absolutely destroying Oddish, Stunfisk and Spinda supporters.
"Hail the almighty,
Hail and trust.
Hail the mighty,
and follow its lust,
Hail the almighty,
do not disgust.
It may have a quirk, but it's still king of the derp!"

(( Better @PlayfulFox47 ? ))
(( How derpy can something actually get...? What is the limit do derpyness (is that even a correct spelling), if there even is any... ))
 
((It might be DERPINESS. But Derpyness is probably right.))

I am kind of regretti Spaghetti about this... so many insane Quagsire worshipers... so many...
 
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