Crush a wish!

[Team Shadow Leader Zach]

Granted, because on the weekdays after 11, there already is!

I wish masquitos didn't exist.

 

[DayU]

Granted, but neither do you. Thanks for helping the world.

I wish the US government would stop doing stuff and just let the people do it themselves.

 

[toucheiruka]

granted, but people become lazy in a few days

I wish I could eat soup with a knife.

 

[Team Shadow Leader Zach]

Granted, but then knifes go extinct.

I wish I was where I belong. (Well DUH! I'n over 1,000,000! Where do you think?)

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, you belong in mah belleh, so get in mah belleh!

I wish I could get on 'Charms more frequently

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but you have to bake me cookies. Good cookies, with nothing bad in them either.

I wish that I wasn't hungry.

 

[Team Shadow Leader Zach]

Granted, but then you die due to starvation.

I wish more girls loved me!

 

[MysticalMonkeyMan]

Granted, but you learn they used to be men.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, she's emotionally abusive.

I wish that I could write a Sinnohana Jones fanfic...

 

[naanny]

Granted, but it is in 1337 $p34k.

I wish I could find mah phone >>;

 

[Hunting Rifle]

Granted, but it's broken.

I wish i wasn't sick.

 

[zingy180]

granted, but you are crippled.

I wish for an uncrushible wish (Beat That!)

 

[Team Shadow Leader Zach]

Granted, but you spelled it wrong...SO SPELL IT AGAIN!

I wish Zingi180 didnt spell uncrushable UNCRUSHIBLE!

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, he spelled it "Uncrucible" which isn't even a word.

I wish that I would go eat.

 

[POH!KEMON]

Granted, but you explode as sonon as you get in your car, so no eating.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

 

[Team Shadow Leader Zach]

Granted, but then you become so energetic a Vigroth clan mistakes you for one of their own and get taken away forever...

I wish I could speak German more fluently.

 

[Hunting Rifle]

Granted, but to keep balance, you forget how to speak English.

I wish the autumn vacation lasted longer then nine days.

 

[Team Shadow Leader Zach]

gewährt, aber es dauert nur zehn.

Ich wünschte, ich war der einzige Typ und der Rest waren Mädchen.

(What? You said I forgot how to speak english! Fine.)

Granted, but it only lasts ten.

I wish I was the only dude and the rest were girls

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but none of those females find you attractive so they ban you from their new Amazon society forcing you to live the rest of your days alone in the wilderness.

I wish stale poky tasted better.

 

[Master of Dragons]

Granted but you get eaten by a magic 8-ball!

I wish for the phrase IT'S OVER 9000! would be in the dictionary and every body has to say it every hour.

 

[Yoshimitsu]

Unfortunately, you get really really sick of the meme and get really irritated at least once an hour.

I wish for a non-poisoned pizza with no funny additives.

 

[Strawberry Pikachu]

Granted, but instead it's covered in all sorts of strange tasting things that aren't poisonous, but cause you to throw up because it's so disgusting.

I wish my friends weren't so... gobby.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, now they're soggy. Have fun hanging out with your soggy friends.

I wish that taking naps wouldn't mess with my sleep cycle.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but you become sleep deprived regardless.

I wish more days could be like today where I seem to have all this time on my hands.

 

[Hunting Rifle]

Granted, but then days suddenly last for only an hour. There goes your time.

I wish i didn't need the H1NI vaccin.

 

[Strawberry Pikachu]

Granted, but then you get the H5N1, bird flu! It mixes in your body with other things, and then, you subsequently destroy the human race. Thanks.

I wish I had my confidence back ;-;

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, it was given to you by Chuck Norris' rival, Bruce Lee, so you quickly lose it again, knowing Chuck Norris will maul you until you give it to him.

I wish I could get those cookies above the freezer.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but your parents become aware of this fact and put the cookies even higher out of your reach.

I wish I was more delusional than I already am. The world is a fun place when you bend reality to your whims.

 

[sheesheesh]

Granted, you go insane from how delusional you are and commit suicide by tying a tourniquet to your neck.

Мне жаль, что Вы не можете прочитать это.

 

[naanny]

Granted, but I have no idea what it means so you just... die.

I wish my hair would never get tangled. EVER.

 

[sheesheesh]

Granted. It falls off.

I wish people understood Russian. SOVIET RUSSIA DOES NOT COUNT. RUSSIAN UNDERSTANDS IT.

 

[Once More]

Granted, but they bite their tongues off trying to speak it.

I wish I was perfect.

 

[Aura]

Granted, but then you tear the fabric of the universe because no one can be perfect.

I wish I didn't have school tomorrow.

 

[Once More]

Granted, but you have a test on what you should have learned that day.

I wish I was a cloud.

 

[Abnaki_Knight]

Granted, but a plane came through and spread you across the globe and you never return to normal.

I wish I had a Wii

 

[Once More]

Granted, but you couldn't afford the remote.

I wish I wasn't tired.

 

[zingy180]

granted, but you're too lazy to do anything.
I wish my mum wasn't so angry.

 

[Tangrow]

Granted, however, she is now thoroughly depressed.

I wish people didn't use Tangrow(th) for such...odd things.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, they use him as salad, which is not odd, considering he is a plant.

I wish I knew how I got more posts than Tangrow.

 

[Tangrow]

Granted, but now you become the rotting banana you are from the guilt of even wishing for such blunt information. D:< (That being said, I do not love being insulted, which is what I took it as)

I wish that I am a fabulous dancer of whom ill will cannot fall upon!