Crush a wish!

[Secad MS]

Granted, but you are loved so much you are smothered to death by fangirls.

I wish I knew how to best plan out my DnD character's future, legally, of course.

 

[Once More]

Granted, but you end up forgetting it at the last mean't.

I wish I could do anything.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, now that you can do anything you decide to go skydiving without a parachute ao sure you will live. You were wrong and now there is a puddle of liquified you in the middle of Time Square. Why in New York, I don't have a clue.

I wish I could master Calculus II

 

[Once More]

Granted, but you find out that you want have to use it

I wish I had hands.

 

[hutman50]

Granted,But You Have To Kill Bad Guys

I Wish I Had Every Pokemon In The World!

 

[Abnaki_Knight]

Granted, but you become bored with training all of them.

I wish the Generation V games comes out soon and is better than D/P and platinum all toghter.

 

[Once More]

Granted, but it happens to alot more expensive then the money you brought to buy it.

I wish my hip could hop.
(lol, it's all how you look at it.)

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, but it hops away from you, causing you to collapse. Way to go.

I wish I knew what to do with my new game.

 

[000aj]

Granted, but you didn't know that you know what to do with your game.

I wish I have a dancing banana.

 

[zingy180]

Grantede, but he becomes famous and ditches you for the manager!

I wish Gen V details get released soon. (come on, you were all thinking the same thing)

 

[Jenova]

Granted, but no one tells you and you are forever uninformed, like a hermit sleeping under a rock for fifteen millenniums.

I wish my spoon wasn't so big (lolbadjoke.)

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

Granted, but you are a Banana.

I wish that I had a clue why the hell I decided to post in this stupid game.

 

[Aero]

granted you now know you are bored out of your mind

I wish... for... tomorrow...

 

[DarkTypeMaster]

Granted, but you are stuck in tomorrow forever and ever

I wish I could breathe underwater

 

[Aero]

Granted but you now have an irrational fear of water, and can't swim...

I wish friends were not stupid...

 

[zingy180]

Granted but now they make you feel stupid.

I wish i hadn't just lost the game.

 

[Hunting Rifle]

Granted, instead you never played it.

I wish i had nunchuka.

 

[DarkTypeMaster]

Granted, but it gives you an electric shock when you touch it.

I wish I had Pokemon Emerald.

 

[zingy180]

granted, but it breaks after 5 minutes

I wish I could be purple (lol spongebob movie)

 

[Bennett856]

Granted but you are mistaken for an alien and are subsequently killed.

I wish I could get good grades in math

 

[zingy180]

Granted, but you spent too mutch time on maths and neglected all your other subjects.

I wish I could be more creative so I could actually write a story

 

[ToadDude]

Granted, but your head can't hold all those ideas.

I wish I could think of what I can wish for.

 

[DarkTypeMaster]

Granted, but you think so hard that your head explodes.

I wish I was good at training Pokemon (in game)

 

[ToadDude]

Granted, but you were supa H4xxor!

I wish ummmm... I could find my Diamond game! (No, really, I can't find it. :'()

 

[Rex]

Granted, but you accidentally smash it.

I wish my Laptop would have a better graphics card...

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, it gives your computer a very bad virus. Baibai computer.

I wish I could FLYYYY.

 

[DarkTypeMaster]

Granted, but you are hit by a helicopter. Bye bye you.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, you forgot to wish for something, so you get eaten by a bear.

I wish I hadn't just lost the game.

 

[zingy180]

Granted but you lost the (not as well known) other game

I wish for lots of spaghetti

 

[Rex]

Granted, but you get so much that half way through your sick of Spaghetti.

I wish i didn't have a headache...

 

[Bennett856]

Granted, but you get a toothache instead.

I wish I had something to do.

 

[zingy180]

granted but they are terrible chores

I wish for cooler weather

 

[ToadDude]

Granted, but you end up in Antartica, NAKED, so you freeze to death!

I wish Pokémon were real.

 

[Bennett856]

Granted, but the U.N. confiscates them all since they seem them as weapons of mass destruction.

I wish I had better classes on fridays.

 

[Rex]

Granted, but now all your other classes suck worse then the friday classes did.

I wish for... clear skies at night, we never get them here...

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, you also get thunderstorms during every day.

I wish I had my old Gameboy Color back.

 

[ToadDude]

Granted, exept now it's a Game Boy Colourless.

I wish I could have 51 posts as my total. (Iwanna join the fishing contest!)(Note: "but the U.N. confiscates them all since they seem them as weapons of mass destruction." Nice job at that, Bennett, I love it!)

 

[Rex]

Granted, but its stuck at 51, so you miss out on all the cool things people with higher posts get(like LoN's signatures).

I wish i had a bit more money (This is going to end bad, I just know it).

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, you are now a multi-billionaire. Too bad you got robbed of everything you have.

I wish I didn't have the taste of puke and raisins in my mouth (those cookies had a bad aftertaste).

 

[ToadDude]

Granted, now it tastes like poop. ???

I wish I could beat my Rune Factory 2 game!