Fireheart: Hey Bluestar, just today I've had a conversation with Silverstream, who Graystripe's love is, talked to two RiverClan elders about Redtail and Oakheart's deaths, met up with Ravenpaw (who isn't dead) at a barn with a rogue named Barley, ripped Longtail's other ear, crossed the river of DOOM, and confronted Tigerclaw!
Bluestar: Great, so it's a normal day for you.