Pokécharms

Acey! Make that wish again!
Kyubey: "Of course! Why not become a magical girl for me?"
Not right now Kyubey.
Kyubey: "...I never will fully understand you humans..."

Hades: i'll never understand humans either. Which is why my son here isn't a human. I made him like this because i wanted to

Acey! Come here and wish Killerbunny is a regular bunny already!
Aria: "I don't think they wanna make a wish or a contract or whatever with Kyubey though!"
Stay outta this Aria!

What's this...?

Isak: Hey! Aria! You're back!
Hades: what kind of creature is that? Looks like one of my brother's creations *points at Aria*
That's a Popplio. And i have no idea if Poseidon actually made her species or not but it's more powerful than normal seals.
Hades: huh. Anyway, i won't allow anyone to change my son into something he don't want to be

What if I wish that he wanted to be a normal bunny would that loophole work?

I summoned Kyubey to make that wish come true and then this happened.
Aria: "Arceus."
Kyubey: "Come on! It'll be fun!~"

I dunno, ask Kyubey.
Kyubey: "It would!~"

I don't want to be normal bunny. I want to be a killerbunny. Normal bunnies are cute but actually even more perverted than i am. If that's even possible...
Hades: "so no, that's not a loophole."
Isak: "Aria!"

Kyubey: "I said it would though!~"
Aria: "Get off this status post Isak."
...This is absol-ute mayhem...

Hades: "It would work if you want to spend your afterlife in the fields of punishments with king Minos, Midas and Hitler to name a few"
Here we go again...

Oh boy.
Kyubey: "I can make it so that no-one even knew he was a 'killerbunny' as you call it!"
Aria: "No-one wants to make a contract with you."

Isak: "Don't you like me, Aria?"
Gabriel: "No one likes you, Isak. Accept it"
Isak: That's not what your mom said last night"
Gabriel: My mom's still dead, asshole!"
Dad, this is what i have to put up with everyday. Can't i go back to the underworld with you?
Hades: "Sorry but i can't let you come down there yet. I understand your struggle though"

Hades: "Kyubey, if that's your name, that's not gonna be possible. I have the god of memory on my side"

I think Im gonna pass... he's cute at least...

Aria: "I think you're annoying if you come onto every status post I appear on."
Kyubey: "So is no-one going to make a wish?~"
I think everyone knows the answer.
Kyubey: "Which is?"
No.

*hisses* How dare you call me cute!
*Hazel and Nico appears and offers pie a high five each*

U-uhm... *retracts from whoever they are*

Isak: "But i just want to be your friend!"

Who's Nico?
Nico: "You mispronounced my name."
No, no not you, someone with Killerbunny over there.
Kyubey: "Aww~"
I've got an idea!
Kyubey: "Huh?"
Be quiet Kyubey.