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RenzFlintrock
RenzFlintrock
By that logic if you never interact with people you'll be happy because they can't hurt you by leaving.

Yes you do.
Gamingfan
Gamingfan
Impossible. Shrift the shipper doesn't believe in love?

I need some PG alcohol.
Killerbunny the god
Killerbunny the god
3 things:
1, friends are like snow. When you pee on them, they disappear.
2, renz you clearly don't know what really happens in those fairy tales. For example, there was no hunter to save little red riding hood.
3, love is a mixture of different emotions. The emotions are the chemical reaction.
ThAtGuY101
ThAtGuY101
Don't be greedy. Pass that bottle around, gamingfan.
Killerbunny the god
Killerbunny the god
This is why I always carry around my own bottle. Not because I'm lonely and sad, but because you never know when you need one
ThAtGuY101
ThAtGuY101
A bottle and a half is the best amount cause you finish the bottle, but everybody wants just a liiiittle more. Not a whole bottle. Just a liiiittle more.
Killerbunny the god
Killerbunny the god
Speak for yourself. I'm drinking until I throw up.

I did that once and I have no regrets
ThAtGuY101
ThAtGuY101
You will when your liver yells, "duck that shhh I'm out" and just stops working...
Killerbunny the god
Killerbunny the god
It's not going to do that in a long time. I drink irresponsibly almost just once a year.

That one time I drink irresponsibly, I make sure that I'm either home or that I have a safe way home.
Gamingfan
Gamingfan
My stomach is a void, which means I can never get drunk.


A good and bad thing.
SageNeb
SageNeb
No drinking except wine or you’re a barbarian
Killerbunny the god
Killerbunny the god
My stomach is a black hole that I can turn on and off when I want to.

Guess I'm a barbarian then. Champagne is awesome
SageNeb
SageNeb
Tbf you come from vikings
Killerbunny the god
Killerbunny the god
Not a true viking because I've never tried mead. But rum can be good.

Cue the Pirates of the carribean theme!
Cryronn the Mudkip
Cryronn the Mudkip
I-
I-
I am now undergoing an existential crisis.
SageNeb
SageNeb
Cyronn’s friendships just turned into warm pee, rip
RenzFlintrock
RenzFlintrock
BADADADA BADADADA BADADADA BADADA
Killerbunny the god
Killerbunny the god
*not sure how to do the Pirates theme in text so I pretend I do it*
RenzFlintrock
RenzFlintrock
That's what I was trying to do Lol
Killerbunny the god
Killerbunny the god
I noticed. I wanted to continue but...
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