Okay, here's a long one. (for Chibi and Psycho Monkey! ;))
"No mommy, don't do it again, don't do it again, I'll be a good boy, I'll be a good boy, I promise!
No mommy don't hit me! *scream*
Why do you have to hit me like that mommy? Don't do it, you're hurting me! *scream*
Why do you have to...