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  1. baratron

    What? baratron drew something?!

    As is well known, I do not possess Skills of An Artist. But StellarWind keeps saying Very Funny Things on chat, and as a result of a conversation we had, I was compelled to draw this little Elder Scrolls: Oblivion comic. If you know nothing about Oblivion, the one piece of information you...
  2. baratron

    I would like to battle!

    Oh dear, this thread is rather terrifyingly awful. Dear posters, saying you want to battle "anytime" is about as much use as a chocolate teapot! People on this forum are all over the world: the UK & Europe, North America, and Australia, to name just a few places, and we're all in different...
  3. baratron

    Guardian of His Dreams - an Oblivion Fanfic

    Taking the Nine in Vain - an Oblivion Fanfic So, I've written a sequel to this, but it contains such blatant adult content that I can't even share all of the tags here for sheer NSFW-ness. Fandom: Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Summary: Emperor Martin Septim/Hero of Kvatch, explicit. A sequel to...
  4. baratron

    The Daughter of the North Wind

    Okay. You asked for constructive criticism, so here's some. I feel this part at the beginning needs some expansion or rewording: "Despite the seemingly ordinary night, the quiet forest would soon be witness to an unusual event. The wind changed direction, blowing from the north, as what could...
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    Guardian of His Dreams - an Oblivion Fanfic

    Thanks for the reviews, guys. Riley: This fic is complete as is, but it's part of a series/much longer piece featuring Martin and Alix. They've been living in my brain for a while, now. I was actually surprised because I was sure their history was going to be entirely Unresolved Sexual Tension...
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    Guardian of His Dreams - an Oblivion Fanfic

    We went up to the Emperor's bedchamber. It was as opulent as ever, yet mostly untouched. I remembered the day we'd arrived at Cloud Ruler Temple, refugees from Kvatch, and Martin's horrified reaction at the size of it. I remembered how I'd caught him playing with his dagger; how I'd thought he...
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    Guardian of His Dreams - an Oblivion Fanfic

    When I returned to Cloud Ruler Temple, I was surprised to be accosted by Jauffre in the courtyard. His face was grim. "Is everything all right?" I asked, immediately concerned. "Martin...?" "Martin is safe," Jauffre assured me. "But I'm worried about him. He does nothing but pore over that...
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    Guardian of His Dreams - an Oblivion Fanfic

    Summary: Martin Septim hasn't had enough sleep since the week the assassins came, leaving him unexpectedly both the Emperor of Tamriel *and* the only person who can save the world. Between prophetic dreams, trauma flashbacks, and nightmares straight out of the Evilest Book You Can Imagine, he's...
  9. baratron

    The Chatlog Topic!

    [04] <baratron> in the names of any or all deities who are watching, i must ask [04] <baratron> WHY DOES MY HAIR SCRUNCHIE SMELL OF ALMONDS?! [04] <baratron> i haven't even EATEN almonds today! [04] <baratron> or indeed, any time recently! [04] <Tailon> SOMEONE IS TRYING TO POISON BARA'S...
  10. baratron

    Hiatus ahoy!

    I shall be away from later today until Monday night. Going to BiCon & hopefully spending all my time with friends that I don't see in person all that often. If you do catch me on irc, then I'm probably Having A Bad Time (TM).
  11. baratron

    The Birthday Thread

    Thanks, guys. I'm not feeling very birthdayish because I'm buried up to my eyebrows in work (deadline is 6th July AND I have tickets to see a band on 5th), but I shall keep the good wishes for later :).
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    The Chatlog Topic!

    In which RX's connection dies at a crucial point in the Nintendo 3DS Conference: [03] * RX has joined #pokecharms [03] * ChanServ gives channel half-operator status to RX [03] <RX> NO NO NO NO NO N O NO NO N ON ON ON ON [03] <RX> FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKJFJEAH [03] <RX> INTERNET [03] <RX>...
  13. baratron

    Pictures, please ~

    Teapot, Yoshimitsu, me, Doctor Oak & Prof.Cinders: El shows off his skinny legs. by baratron, on Flickr AUTOTIMER! by baratron, on Flickr For those of you who wondered why we were all on irc despite being in the same room... This was not posed. by baratron, on Flickr and another 5 photos...
  14. baratron

    E3 2012

    I thought "2005? Really?", so looked it up. When you get to my age, things that happened 10 years ago seem like only last year, so thought I should check. Apparently PBR was released on 14th December 2006 in Japan, 25th June 2007 in North America and 7th December 2007 in Europe. So not actually...
  15. baratron

    Chopsticks and other eating utensils

    I certainly can use chopsticks. Unless I'm very tired, in which case I lack the appropriate coordination. As for what I usually use to eat, it depends on what I'm eating. Fork only, or fork and spoon, or chopsticks and spoon are all pretty normal. I tend to use knives only to put spread on...
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    XBL Gamertags

    I'm still baratrongirl, and although I tried to cancel my Gold membership due to not really playing games online at the moment, it automatically renewed. Hmm. I pretty much only play Rock Band 3 online, but I also like Guitar Hero: Aerosmith. I don't like Guitar Hero Greatest Hits (or whatever...
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    Skyrim Character Discussion

    My Skyrim character is a female Breton called... Prisoner. Yes, I accidentally skipped the character naming screen & didn't realise there was no way to change it. Since you are never referred to by name, I'm not that bothered; but it is annoying to have my horse called "Prisoner's Horse". Why...
  18. baratron

    Beyond The Paper

    You have successfully achieved cute. Also - ooh, I notice your pencil-drawn polecat actually has shading. That's the point at which I lose ability to draw, so I'm very impressed. Now, if you can figure out how to shade the pixel drawings, because *that*'s what stands out as the main thing to...
  19. baratron

    Is Love Really Worth It?

    I have no gaydar for women either ;). Also very amused by the gay guy getting squeamish by descriptions of lesbian (or indeed, straight) sex - not that I know anyone like that, oh no. My gay best friends are even scared of my underwear!
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    3DS/2DS Friend Codes

    I added my code straight to the top post - 4983-5151-3791.
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