Nemesis
Former Administrator
A parody of Bowling for Soup- 1985. Inspired by Alex
Alex just hit the wall
He'd always caught them all,
Five hours a day,
Before he got a GBA.
His dreams went out the door,
When they made even more,
How could he fill the Dex,
And still have time for sex?
He was gonna be an master,
He was gonna be a star,
He was gonna kick their ass,
Whilst battling in the car.
Team Rocket used to be the enemy,
Looks at his new games,
And nothin, has been...
all right since
Nidoqueen, Venusaur
Way before Carvanha,
There was Mewtwo and Chansey,
And Pokemon still on KWB
The kids at his school
They tell him that he's uncool
'Cause he's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1995
Woo Hoo Hooooo!
(1995)
Woo Hoo Hooooo!
He's caught all the classics
He knows the Evo lines
Charizard, Chansey and Jynx,
And all the Nido line.
Pikachu used Slam!
Not a big Pichu fan,
What is Soft Sand,
And why is Double Team banned?
Where are the sprites in black and white?
And why is there no truck in sight?
When did the hero watch T.V.?
What ever happened to simple, Pokemon,
(On the Gameboy)
Nidoqueen, Venusaur
Way before Carvanha,
There was Mewtwo and Chansey,
And Pokemon still on KWB
The kids at his school
They tell him that he's uncool
'Cause he's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1995
Woo Hoo Hooooo!
She hates time, make it stop
When did Magnemite become a steel type? (steel type)
And when did Kanto become rubbish?
Please make this stop, stop, STOP(tick tick tick) AND BRING BACK
Nidoqueen, Venusaur
Way before Carvanha,
There was Mewtwo and Chansey,
And Pokemon still on KWB
The kids at his school
They tell him that he's uncool
'Cause he's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1995
Woo Hoo Hooooo!
Nidoqueen, Venusaur
Way before Carvanha,
There was Mewtwo and Chansey,
And Pokemon still on KWB
The kids at his school
They tell him that he's uncool
'Cause he's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1995
Alex just hit the wall
He'd always caught them all,
Five hours a day,
Before he got a GBA.
His dreams went out the door,
When they made even more,
How could he fill the Dex,
And still have time for sex?
He was gonna be an master,
He was gonna be a star,
He was gonna kick their ass,
Whilst battling in the car.
Team Rocket used to be the enemy,
Looks at his new games,
And nothin, has been...
all right since
Nidoqueen, Venusaur
Way before Carvanha,
There was Mewtwo and Chansey,
And Pokemon still on KWB
The kids at his school
They tell him that he's uncool
'Cause he's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1995
Woo Hoo Hooooo!
(1995)
Woo Hoo Hooooo!
He's caught all the classics
He knows the Evo lines
Charizard, Chansey and Jynx,
And all the Nido line.
Pikachu used Slam!
Not a big Pichu fan,
What is Soft Sand,
And why is Double Team banned?
Where are the sprites in black and white?
And why is there no truck in sight?
When did the hero watch T.V.?
What ever happened to simple, Pokemon,
(On the Gameboy)
Nidoqueen, Venusaur
Way before Carvanha,
There was Mewtwo and Chansey,
And Pokemon still on KWB
The kids at his school
They tell him that he's uncool
'Cause he's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1995
Woo Hoo Hooooo!
She hates time, make it stop
When did Magnemite become a steel type? (steel type)
And when did Kanto become rubbish?
Please make this stop, stop, STOP(tick tick tick) AND BRING BACK
Nidoqueen, Venusaur
Way before Carvanha,
There was Mewtwo and Chansey,
And Pokemon still on KWB
The kids at his school
They tell him that he's uncool
'Cause he's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1995
Woo Hoo Hooooo!
Nidoqueen, Venusaur
Way before Carvanha,
There was Mewtwo and Chansey,
And Pokemon still on KWB
The kids at his school
They tell him that he's uncool
'Cause he's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1995
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