Alex's food adventure(s)

[Doctor Oak]

I won't give too much explanation here, as most of it is covered in the logs that will follow, but basically, I got some weird shit in a box today and decided to try eating it. Come join me on my adventure.

.:00·56·56:. «~DoctorOak» speaking of japanese crap
.:00·57·01:. «~DoctorOak» I got our giveaway Mew today
.:00·57·19:. «~DoctorOak» the eBay seller also gave me a few extra random pieces of crap in the box too
.:00·57·27:. «~DoctorOak» one is a Zorua on a boat
.:00·57·30:. «~DoctorOak» one is...
.:00·57·34:. «~DoctorOak» God I'm not even sure
.:00·57·36:. «~DoctorOak» some wooden toy thing
.:00·57·55:. «~DoctorOak» it goes clickity clack when I press it
.:00·57·57:. «~DoctorOak» and also
.:00·58·01:. «~DoctorOak» the most worrying thing
.:00·58·09:. «~DoctorOak» is some box of something edible
.:00·58·14:. «~DoctorOak» with a man running on it
.:00·58·15:. «~DoctorOak» and a heart
.:00·58·37:. «~DoctorOak» I'm genuinely concerned to attempt eating something I can't even begin to understand what the box is telling me it is
.:01·00·03:. «~DoctorOak» should I be worried that there's a phone number on the box that looks suspiciously like an emergency helpline number?

.:01·11·19:. «~DoctorOak» ok guys
.:01·11·23:. «~DoctorOak» srs question
.:01·11·28:. «~DoctorOak» that could result in my untimely death
.:01·11·31:. «~DoctorOak» or alternatively
.:01·11·33:. «~DoctorOak» turn me into a power ranger
.:01·11·35:. «~DoctorOak» or The One
.:01·11·36:. «~DoctorOak» or something
.:01·11·41:. «~DoctorOak» do I eat the random japanese heart thingies?
.:01·11·55:. «Tangrelle» What if they're really a man's heart
.:01·11·57:. «Tangrelle» But
.:01·11·59:. «Tangrelle» DO IT
.:01·12·00:. «Tangrelle» :<
.:01·12·02:. «Tangrelle» D:<
.:01·12·10:. «MijumaRX» are they candies or something?
.:01·12·21:. «@baratron» they're probably only rice candy
.:01·12·24:. «~DoctorOak» they -look- like they might be sweets
.:01·12·24:. «@baratron» take photos!
.:01·13·41:. «~DoctorOak» ok
.:01·13·44:. «~DoctorOak» I have photos of the box
.:01·13·48:. «~DoctorOak» and the sweet in wrapper

.:01·13·53:. «~DoctorOak» and now I'm going to try eating it
.:01·13·56:. «~DoctorOak» if I die
.:01·14·00:. «~DoctorOak» the photos are on my phone
.:01·14·05:. «~DoctorOak» someone get rach to upload them

.:01·14·19:. «~DoctorOak» oh dear god the thing is brown

.:01·15·45:. «~DoctorOak» it kind of tastes like toffee quality streets
.:01·15·47:. «~DoctorOak» only
.:01·15·48:. «~DoctorOak» like
.:01·15·49:. «~DoctorOak» worse
.:01·16·05:. «~DoctorOak» I think the secret ingredient may actually be shit
.:01·16·14:. «Tangrelle» The shit of the heart? :>
.:01·21·09:. «~DoctorOak» oh dear god I think it wants to escape back from my stomach
.:01·23·01:. «%Yoshimitsu» what are you eating
.:01·23·10:. «~DoctorOak» if I knew
.:01·23·12:. «~DoctorOak» I'd tell you
.:01·24·04:. «Tangrelle» He's eating the heart
.:01·24·06:. «Tangrelle» Of a man
.:01·24·07:. «Tangrelle» :>

And then I died.

Epilogue

When I got better:

.:01·29·36:. «@baratron» alex: that sounds like brown rice candy
.:01·29·43:. «@baratron» i think in Japanese it's called mochi
.:01·29·49:. «@baratron» it's disgusting
.:01·29·50:. «~DoctorOak» in English
.:01·29·52:. «~DoctorOak» it's called ass
.:01·29·54:. «~DoctorOak» it tastes
.:01·29·55:. «~DoctorOak» like ass
.:01·29·55:. «MijumaRX» I thought Mochi's were pink :x
.:01·30·14:. «@baratron» they come in different colours depending on how hippy and wholefood they are
.:01·30·16:. «%Yoshimitsu» ass doesnt taste that bad
.:01·30·25:. «~DoctorOak» ugh
.:01·30·28:. «~DoctorOak» my stomach is yelling at me
.:01·30·35:. «~DoctorOak» "what the fuck is this shit, yo?"
.:01·30·37:. «@baratron» if they are BROWN rice candy they'll be brown
.:01·30·38:. «@baratron» also, El - they taste like ass that hasn't BEEN WASHED
.:01·30·40:. «~DoctorOak» I may have to quell it with pringles
.:01·30·51:. «%Yoshimitsu» oh
.:01·30·52:. «%Yoshimitsu» okay
.:01·30·57:. «%Yoshimitsu» point conceded

 

[Linkachu]

You're a sad, sad little man. But this was entertaining. XD

 

[baratron]

And if anyone is interested, here's a review of what Alex just ate .

 

[Linkachu]

Why am I not surprised that you managed to dig up this info?

 

[Secad MS]

Well, now knowing that it is supposed to be carmel explains some things. Often, I am not fond of carmel products so I can see why Alex responded like this.