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MISSION ONE (A) - TRIVIAL
The quarrel appeared quelled, if only for a short time now, but with Masaru restrained, and Howard maintaining his alertness, a sudden commotion within the room itself would undoubtedly capture their attention. The pile of dead bodies was beginning to shift. Fingers began to stretch, limbs began to push torsos up, and slacked faces let out groans, air escaping from deflating lungs. Flesh hung off of them as the melted skin began to peel apart, each dead—now undead—pulling themselves to their feet. Those that still had eyes turned their heads toward the two living individuals in the room, snapping their teeth together in apparent hunger, eyes glowing a dim, dead yellow.
Enemy: ZOMBIE
Enemy: ZOMBIE
MISSION ONE (B) - TRIVIAL
Difficulty: -3
Grunt: -3 [-6]
Roll: +2
Gengar: +18 [+20]
Results: 14
Gengar successfully takes the weapons.
Grunt: -3 [-6]
Roll: +2
Gengar: +18 [+20]
Results: 14
Gengar successfully takes the weapons.
Enemy 2: "Me never heard of Womp Rat. It tasty?"
Enemy 1: "Absofruitly! One time me—"
The aliens were cut off, as their weapons had risen into the air out of their grip. They both began to shake, then yelped when the plasma guns were flung down the hallway. Turning, they flailed their arms up to escape, but a certain phantom had appeared in their path, and with their turning, Gengar let out a shriek at them, flailing his own body.
"ME HAVE TO TAKE PEEEE!" one of the aliens squealed in fright, both turning around again to flee.
Enemy: ...Grunts.
Difficulty: -4
Grunt: -4 [-8]
Roll: +1
Copen: +14 [+15]
Results: 7
Grunt Health: 3/10
Copen successfully knocks out the grunt without killing him.
Grunt: -4 [-8]
Roll: +1
Copen: +14 [+15]
Results: 7
Grunt Health: 3/10
Copen successfully knocks out the grunt without killing him.
Copen zipped from his cover, thrusting himself down the length of the hall to the bewildered and thoroughly terrified grunts. In their fright, they didn't even register his approach before his elbow had slammed into one of their faces. The impacted grunt was blasted backward, orange eyes rolling to the back of his head as he collapsed to the ground, ceasing to move save for the light rising and falling of his chest, and the gentle hiss of his methane tank expelling oxygen into his mouth.
The remaining grunt, the one who shot womp rats, shrieked in fear as Copen rapidly pulled him into a chokehold, the alien far too frightened to even understand what was going on until it had already happened. He gulped, breathing heavily, trapped in Copen's grip. "I didn't steal no food nipple I swears it! Not even once in liiiiiiife . . . !" he cried, struggling with Copen's grasp.
MISSION ONE (C) - TRIVIAL
Samus' method proved successful, the small explosive orb detonating and blasted out the weak rock that had been in her way. A cloud of dust and debris was kicked up, obscuring their view slightly, but the green glow, now intensified by both the opened passage and reflecting off of the cloud, began to slightly pulse. Nothing jumped out at them, nor did anything make a sound following her tactic.
As the dust began to slowly settle down, the path lay clear ahead of them. Should they descend, the origin point of this haunting light would be located—rows of mysterious crystals emanating the glow would be found, even the smallest of these crystals being ten times the size of Samus, most stretching out far in the massive cavern she'd opened up, the drop to the ground appear rather extensive, but dropping onto one of the crystals would be simple enough.
As the dust began to slowly settle down, the path lay clear ahead of them. Should they descend, the origin point of this haunting light would be located—rows of mysterious crystals emanating the glow would be found, even the smallest of these crystals being ten times the size of Samus, most stretching out far in the massive cavern she'd opened up, the drop to the ground appear rather extensive, but dropping onto one of the crystals would be simple enough.
Tali'Zorah nar Rayya vas Normandy
Admittedly, she was a little surprised at the robot's compliance. Perhaps it had been her polite wording that had done the trick, not to mention whatever counted as an alliance they'd just struck up. As she watched the exchange, the fowl-like creature waddled her way. She grimaced behind the visor at it seemed to volunteer itself as a member of the collective, though that did affirm it displayed a certain degree of potential sentience beyond just screaming.
She tried to ignore it, but it began poking her leg. She already wasn't a fan of people touching her, even if they were small, yellow, and covered in feathers. It was like getting poked by some sleazy volus. Out of mild politeness, she answered by looking down at the creature, which jabbed what counted as a thumb behind it, as if to say "let's get out of here".
She wasn't sure how to take that.
Pretending she didn't understand what the creature meant, Tali simply shrugged before looking back toward Metabee, who was approaching with the blonde human in tow. Now if they could just get on their way and—
"Yo yo!"
She inwardly cringed as the performers, the human and animal duo, made their way to the now enlarging group. This was not going according to plan in the slightest. They wanted them to . . . introduce themselves. They really had more important things to get underway, there probably wasn't a lot of time for this kind of nonsense. These two appeared to be very capable at slowing down progress and production of a group, and they would NOT do wonders on her anxiety issues. It didn't help that the duck was now actually tugging on her leg, further increasing her anxiety regarding the situation.
"Tali'Zorah nar Rayya vas Normandy," the quarian replied sharply, knowing full-well that such a long "introduction" would often throw off many who weren't familiar with quarians, at least give them a moment of pause, one she took advantage of by following up with; "Now, if you don't mind, we really should be on our way." If not to get away from the spotlight, at least to catch her breath. She was getting overwhelmed too easily. Put her in a firefight and she could keep a level head forever, but social situations? Not exactly what her skillset was built around.
She tried to ignore it, but it began poking her leg. She already wasn't a fan of people touching her, even if they were small, yellow, and covered in feathers. It was like getting poked by some sleazy volus. Out of mild politeness, she answered by looking down at the creature, which jabbed what counted as a thumb behind it, as if to say "let's get out of here".
She wasn't sure how to take that.
Pretending she didn't understand what the creature meant, Tali simply shrugged before looking back toward Metabee, who was approaching with the blonde human in tow. Now if they could just get on their way and—
"Yo yo!"
She inwardly cringed as the performers, the human and animal duo, made their way to the now enlarging group. This was not going according to plan in the slightest. They wanted them to . . . introduce themselves. They really had more important things to get underway, there probably wasn't a lot of time for this kind of nonsense. These two appeared to be very capable at slowing down progress and production of a group, and they would NOT do wonders on her anxiety issues. It didn't help that the duck was now actually tugging on her leg, further increasing her anxiety regarding the situation.
"Tali'Zorah nar Rayya vas Normandy," the quarian replied sharply, knowing full-well that such a long "introduction" would often throw off many who weren't familiar with quarians, at least give them a moment of pause, one she took advantage of by following up with; "Now, if you don't mind, we really should be on our way." If not to get away from the spotlight, at least to catch her breath. She was getting overwhelmed too easily. Put her in a firefight and she could keep a level head forever, but social situations? Not exactly what her skillset was built around.
Tal'Set of the Saquin Nation
Satisfied, the warrior peered over the ledge of the bridge to watch his opponent fall for a moment, fragments of jaw-bone falling along with it. His gaze was quick to return to the enemies, and he found that the men he was prepared to fight alongside . . . had all suddenly ceased their combat. They were allowing themselves to be killed. His brow creasing in anger at this, the source could be identified; a half-goat playing music. A pied piper in hooves. Its appearance, the effect of its music, all played into a single idea: this was another monster, and a cruel one at that.
Reeling his arm back, Tal'Set hurled his war club forward like it was a tomahawk, the weapon spinning through the air toward the half-goat, aiming to split its skull open in one hit. He began to follow his club's trajectory, darting across the bridge and back toward where his latest target had flanked the men. A hail of arrows and flaming rock rained from above, no doubt more of the castle's defenses, giving the now-placid men a chance at survival, something the Turok was thankful for as his attention now lay on the flute-playing murderer.
Reeling his arm back, Tal'Set hurled his war club forward like it was a tomahawk, the weapon spinning through the air toward the half-goat, aiming to split its skull open in one hit. He began to follow his club's trajectory, darting across the bridge and back toward where his latest target had flanked the men. A hail of arrows and flaming rock rained from above, no doubt more of the castle's defenses, giving the now-placid men a chance at survival, something the Turok was thankful for as his attention now lay on the flute-playing murderer.
King Asgore Dreemurr
He almost laughed. Not at Brass, but rather, at his choice of words. He sounded very much like someone the old king knew. He wondered how Undyne would be reacting to this environment and these memories, and he could think of no different reaction from what Max had displayed. The type of character before him seemed all the more clear, easing some of the king's apprehension. "Well," he replied pleasantly. "I suppose that may be true." Asgore glanced about at their surroundings for a moment, a frown shifting his golden beard. "Say, where shall we begin looking for this butt to kick?"
Captain William Joseph Blazkowicz
Well, the blue thing sure didn't like being called a porcupine, and it was sure to correct me on the matter. Hedgehog, it called itself. What a bunch of baloney, I've seen hedgehogs; for starters, they aren't blue. Its attention span seems limited, though, cause it was quick to jump around like a lizard high on caffeine, zipping its way up a tree. Gotta admit, that speed was impressive. Wish I could run that fast. Maybe then I could run from my problems.
The "hedgehog's" next words brought me to attention. Giant flying fortress? Bad guy's face all over it? Well, that bit sounded strange, but if the Nazi's were responsible for this (and I have no doubt they are), then it seems they're using their late führer's face as some kind of psychological game. To intimidate the resistance? To inspire their stormtroopers? Either way, the little guy's words were right; this was bad news.
"Get down before they see you!" I hollered up to the thing, uncertain if the Nazi's still had their insane tracking equipment. If so, it was likely we were already spotted, considering a speedy little blue porcupine totally doesn't draw any attention. At least the massive bug was green enough to blend into its surroundings.
Turns out, that was least of my worries. Damn I wish Caroline could grant me her wings again, because the sound that reached my ears was enough to chill my spine. Enough to make my blood run cold. The rush of trees, splintering wood, crushing earth . . . something bad was on its way. I had to think fast, at least for my own survival. I didn't know these guys, I didn't know if they were the type to stab me in the back, if they were even Nazi's themselves and just playing a sick game to fuck with my head, but I did know one thing: I'm not dyin' today.
I scanned the ground for anything that could help me. Throughout the jungle, I could see what very well might have been a saving grace—a stream. I wasn't sure exactly what was coming our way, but it sounded big, heavy, and generally like a plow. A super-nazi plow. Without wasting any time, I bounded forward, headed for the stream, and dove head-long into it upon taking a deep breath. Dear god I hope this is the deepest breath I've ever taken, cause I don't know when I can come back up. I guess god already answered that by givin' me this new body with its super-lungs, anyway. I paddled my way as deep into the body of water as I could go, flattening myself against the bed as best I can. If the others survive, then kudos to them, but I got other priorities in order for the moment.
The "hedgehog's" next words brought me to attention. Giant flying fortress? Bad guy's face all over it? Well, that bit sounded strange, but if the Nazi's were responsible for this (and I have no doubt they are), then it seems they're using their late führer's face as some kind of psychological game. To intimidate the resistance? To inspire their stormtroopers? Either way, the little guy's words were right; this was bad news.
"Get down before they see you!" I hollered up to the thing, uncertain if the Nazi's still had their insane tracking equipment. If so, it was likely we were already spotted, considering a speedy little blue porcupine totally doesn't draw any attention. At least the massive bug was green enough to blend into its surroundings.
Turns out, that was least of my worries. Damn I wish Caroline could grant me her wings again, because the sound that reached my ears was enough to chill my spine. Enough to make my blood run cold. The rush of trees, splintering wood, crushing earth . . . something bad was on its way. I had to think fast, at least for my own survival. I didn't know these guys, I didn't know if they were the type to stab me in the back, if they were even Nazi's themselves and just playing a sick game to fuck with my head, but I did know one thing: I'm not dyin' today.
I scanned the ground for anything that could help me. Throughout the jungle, I could see what very well might have been a saving grace—a stream. I wasn't sure exactly what was coming our way, but it sounded big, heavy, and generally like a plow. A super-nazi plow. Without wasting any time, I bounded forward, headed for the stream, and dove head-long into it upon taking a deep breath. Dear god I hope this is the deepest breath I've ever taken, cause I don't know when I can come back up. I guess god already answered that by givin' me this new body with its super-lungs, anyway. I paddled my way as deep into the body of water as I could go, flattening myself against the bed as best I can. If the others survive, then kudos to them, but I got other priorities in order for the moment.
Fjorrd the Crusher
Ha! Slash was still as spritely as ever, bounding into the way of the proven chariot's path, conjuring up a familiar shield-like magical defense. It wasn't subtle, but then again, the nord cared little for subtleties. Things would be so much easier with Slash as an ally again. Only a few moments later, one of the chariots slammed against the shield, buckling it, but performing its duty as intended. A couple of men were flung out, and some strange cushion seemed to knock out the operator of the chariot. He didn't seem to be dead, so no harm no foul.
They raised their metal blunts toward Slash, barking out at him. Fjorrd bellowed out a laugh, striding to place himself between his friend and the agitated men. "All is well! You can relax, tiny little men, we are friends!" he placed his fists against his hips, sniffing loudly. "We wanted to ask you some questions, this incident is no one's fault aside from your chariot operator, who failed to stop in a timely manner!"
They raised their metal blunts toward Slash, barking out at him. Fjorrd bellowed out a laugh, striding to place himself between his friend and the agitated men. "All is well! You can relax, tiny little men, we are friends!" he placed his fists against his hips, sniffing loudly. "We wanted to ask you some questions, this incident is no one's fault aside from your chariot operator, who failed to stop in a timely manner!"
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