Time for my gloat of the week.
Summer Christmas!
Yes you heard right *I* get Christmas in summer unlike you frigid northerners who populate most of the board. This means the temperature on Christmas day will most likely be reaching 30 degrees celsius and I'll go swimming and have barbeques whilst you all huddle round a meagre campfire in your yurts.
O.k. gloats over, now tell me what a winter Christmas is like. I've never had one. Or better still tell me your experiences of a white Christmas. Please? or I'll hunt you in your dreams...
Summer Christmas!
Yes you heard right *I* get Christmas in summer unlike you frigid northerners who populate most of the board. This means the temperature on Christmas day will most likely be reaching 30 degrees celsius and I'll go swimming and have barbeques whilst you all huddle round a meagre campfire in your yurts.
O.k. gloats over, now tell me what a winter Christmas is like. I've never had one. Or better still tell me your experiences of a white Christmas. Please? or I'll hunt you in your dreams...