Crush a wish!

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but Garfeild eats it.

I wish I still played the flute.

 

[Curtkid]

Granted, but you get so good at it you are constantly attacked by the fan's that you get in less then a month, you never get a moment of piece in your life ever again.

I wish I had a unsinkable boat.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted. You end up floating in a river of fiery lava and you die because of the heat and the boat turns into a rock. (But it didn't sink, it stayed at the top )

I wish "stayed" was spelled differently.

 

[Chibi]

Granted but everyone uses the word improperly (sp?)

I wish I had a PS3 that can't break or get any kind of circut damage whatsoever.

 

[blackdaisy13]

Granted, but it gets stolen the minute you get it

I wish i had a fish

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but it tail-slaps you to a 3-month coma.

I wish I knew how to use the Rasengan and Chidori at once to form Chisengan

 

[Curtkid]

Granted, but after Pain learn's you can use it, he hunt's you down, leading to a epic battle that requires you to use the Chisengan. However, it's so powerful you lose your arm in the process. Oh, and Pain kills you.

I wish I had a dollor.

 

[Chibi]

Granted but you use it to buy a soda. Which explodes in your face.

I wish I had a microphone.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted. Your arm gets amputated and it gets attached as your new arm. (That would be awesome...)

I wish that there were more words that ended in the 'ish' sound.

 

[Curtkid]

Granted but eventually get sick of the "ish" sound and it gives you a headache ever time you hear it.


I wish for air....yes air.

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but then you gulp in too much and die.

I wish I had a computer to take along with me on vacation.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted. It's one of those crappo computers from like the 80's. Have fun lugging that around!

I wish that people could pronounce my last name without it having to change.

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but now they can't pronounce your first name. LOL

I wish I had more time to spend w/ my gf.

 

[Chibi]

Granted but then she dumps you.

I wish for a boxing fish. (I'm suicidal, yes.)

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but it wipes out all your family and friends.

I wish I could walk on water.

 

[Chibi]

Granted, then Jesus comes down and kills you for stealing his thunder.

I wish for a penny.

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but crows peck your eyes out for their precious shiny.

I wish real duel disks were like the ones in the Yu-Gi-Oh show.

 

[Curtkid]

Granted, but one of the holographic projecter's kill a close friend/ relative of yours.

I wish I had a comic book

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted. It's a sprite-comic, and one that's made crappily too.

I wish there was an explosion somewhere!

 

[Chibi]

Granted. You explode.

I wish for an apple.

 

[Shiny Motley]

granted, but the apple is poisonous, so when you eat it, you die.

I wish I knew where this one person lived... (not saying who)

 

[Chibi]

Granted, but then the person moves.

I wish could become a computer virus and zoom around on different computers.

 

[112% Elusive]

too easy.

Granted, but you Run into a Firewall and get deleted.

I wish I had no ears. >> (For lack of other things. >>)

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted. You have no hands and legs either, but you still have your eyes so you can see and remember the horrified look on people's faces when you walk up to them. (It's like "To the Pain" in Princess Bride but different. :B)

I wish I was a Princess Bride! XP

 

[Chibi]

too easy.

Granted, but you Run into a Firewall and get deleted.

Man, I knew that was coming after I posted it.

Granted, but you die.

I wish I could see dead people like off of Bleach.

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but you become a Shaman instead of a Soul Reaper

I wish anime fillers didn't exsist.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted. Every anime just sucks all the time.

I wish English grammar wasn't retarded. XD

 

[Kyupper]

Granted, but every other language's grammar becomes retarded instead.

I wish idiots didn't spam up every forum I go on.

 

[Chibi]

Granted, but now n00bs keep sending you spam mail.

I wish I could change the size of my body at will.

 

[Kyupper]

Granted, but while you're tiny someone steps on you.

I wish my spam email hadn't gotten so much spam that it became a spam email (was my main email before).

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but then every forum your on is spammed all over the place.

I wish I could breath underwater

 

[blackdaisy13]

Granted but tou get eaten alive by a guppy =3


I wish I wasn't sick anymore D=

 

[typhlosionlover10]

Granted but you get sick tommorow.

I wish I had cake.

 

[Chibi]

Granted, but its *gasp* COCONUT! (or any other flavor you don't like)

I wish I would stop getting assaulted by typos

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but then you see words you can't even pronouce.

I wish I could speak Japanese, French, and Spanish.

 

[Kyupper]

Granted, but you forget how to speak English and any other language you already know.

I wish that the book I'm writing will be a bestseller.

 

[Chibi]

Granted, but the printing company screws up your name so someone else gets all the credit.

I wish for a goldfish made from real gold.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted. Somehow, it ends up in a mid-ocean trench and is lost FOR EVER! (Go, go earth science lol.)

I wish that my gerbil was awesome.

 

[Kyupper]

Granted, but it dies later today.

I wish that my sister would stop using my Diamond game and putting four moves of the same type on my Pokemon.

 

[blackdaisy13]

Granted, but instead, she'll just delete you game

I wish i had a super awesome indistructable cell phone