Crush a wish!

[Azerake]

Granted, but they were all blurry and you couldn't read them.
I wish Pokemon was real!!

 

[Disnix]

Granted, but they all look ugly and strange looking and are uncatchable of tameable becuase pokeballs dont exisit.

i wish i had the $200 to buy myself a psp go :/

 

[PkMnTrainerDiamond]

Granted, but my trainer brokeded it.

I wish my trainer wasn't abusive.

 

[Blarg]

Granted, but now he likes to dress you up in green coveralls, and he forces you to make him milkshakes.

I wish my computer didn't get a virus...

 

[PkMnTrainerDiamond]

Granted, but my trainer poured a milkshake that he didn't like on it.

I wish my trainer was gone.

 

[Munchy Lax]

He dissapeared, But an exact clone of him came.


I wish I had all the money in the universe.

 

[Tangrow]

Granted, however, everyone holds a mass riot against you and take back all the money. And possibly your head. : x

I wish I had a nice hat :'D

 

[Wobby Fett]

Granted, but it's to big and you cant see out of it.

i wish i ruled the world.

 

[Blazi]

Granted!

*Fire ninja appeared! Fire Ninja used assasinate!*

I wish I had a golden Ho-oh sword.

 

[Kerauno]

Granted! But, then someone breaks it with their silver Lugia staff.

I wish I had these stupid stitches out already!

 

[Dark Soul]

Granted, they dissapear and the wound opens again. :s

I wish the cake wasn't a lie~

 

[Blazi]

Granted but now YOUR'E A LIE!

I wish I could hug Glados.

 

[Doubled]

Granted, but he kills you.

I wish that I was a popular cartoonist.

 

[PkMnTrainerDiamond]

Granted, but you work for my trainer now. Your deadline is tomorrow.

I wish my trainer was nicer.

 

[Doubled]

Granted, but he's sooo nice, he's just plain creepy.

I wish that Silver the Hedgehog would come back, as well as Knuckles and Shadow.

 

[Pokecomic Central]

Granted,but as soon as they come back,no one cares.\

I wish that every bad person in Iraq would vanquish

 

[Luckii]

Granted, but half of the bad people from China come to replace them.

I wish that everyone knew that the bird was the word.

 

[Doubled]

Granted, but then we all pull out our ears from the sheer annoyance of the word.

I wish for it to get colder.

 

[PkMnTrainerDiamond]

Granted, but I can't thaw you out.

I wish I was Red's Mawile and my original trainer died.

 

[The Emperor]

Granted but you die too!
I wish for CAKE!!!

 

[Blarg]

Granted, but you don't get it because you lie too much.

I wish my legs weren't so damn sore...

 

[The Emperor]

Granted but they fall off...
I wish for pie...?

 

[Doubled]

Granted, but it's "all up in yo' grill dawg"... quite literally as it was thrown at your face

I wish that you could answer every Who wants to be a Millionaire question with D. A jar of Almonds.

 

[Korora]

Granted, but you ate them all before it even started! :-[ Mmm, nuts~

I wish I could hug everyone. =3

 

[Doubled]

Granted, but you also hug a bear. <.< >_> *hugs* ^^

I wish that our world was a combination of Yugioh and Pokemon: A world where you play Pokemon games to decide the fate of the world.

 

[kwilava kid]

granted but you die in a shadow game


I wish i made more money

 

[Kerauno]

Granted, but the price of everything you wish to buy, inflates.

I wish for a chocolate boot.

 

[Korora]

Granted, but your mMom melts it for Thanksgiving dinner.

I wish Kerauno would let me pull his cheeks XD *Lol*

 

[Moonlight-Zelda]

Granted, but he shocks you.

I wish that I was faster at making character sheets.

 

[Luckii]

Granted, but you have Vista, which means WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! (Some may not understand that joke).

I wish that the sport of Cricket would become illegal.

 

[Moonlight-Zelda]

Granted, but so do your favorite sports.

I wish math wasn't such a pain in the arse.

 

[Louie Forest]

Granted, but French class gets harder

I with my purple cactus called John Pinkerton would stop throwing golf balls at wolves.

 

[Korora]

Granted, but the wolves eat you, and John, scared, ran to the arctic.

I wish my mom would stop nagging me (She really does )

 

[Pokecomic Central]

granted,but then you get a phobia of nagging! lol

i wish for a crush a crushed wish topic.

 

[Moonlight-Zelda]

Granted, but its so crushed that it isn't even a byte big.

I wish that Soul Silver wasn't so expensive.

 

[Louie Forest]

Granted, but the game has rubbish graphics and is in German!

I wish Pokemon was real!

 

[Luckii]

Granted, but all of the chavs laugh at you, then hound you down to rave music torture you.

I wish that the Stig wasn't MAC compatible.

 

[Doubled]

Granted, now it goes to your dog.

I wish I didn't have to read The Scarlet Letter (More like "The Red Annoyance" -_-)

 

[Kerauno]

Granted, but now you must read War and Peace. In Russian.

I wish that I had a part Ghost type Sky Shaymin.

 

[PkMnTrainerDiamond]

Granted, but ya lost it.

I wish I was alive again.