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Granted, but they all don't work.

I wish my Piplup would lay off the beer.
 
Granted, but now each Pokemon requires 1 billion expierence points to gain a level.

I wish Gen V had introduced a flying/fighting type Pokemon.
 
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Granted but a villan kills you~

I whish my Vulpix would stop hogging the bathroom.
 
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Granted, but they all troll you~

I wish my Plusle and Minum would get along.
 
^ That. That Crush is win.

Granted. It suffocates you by warping it's body around your mouth and nose. *shot for James joke*

I wish for a friendly, would-never-do-anything-to-hurt-me, Torterra.
 
Granted, but it is so random monkeys take over the world.

I was I could key board smash without a computer. asdfghjkl
 
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Granted, but then you are constantly bombarded by popups to make your ADHD go away, or to play a certain MMORPG.

I wish teachers would do homework too.
 
Granted. Now you get slashed by the nothingness of Axel! (KHII ref.)

I wish for the ability to play shooter games as well as I play a children's card game.
 
Granted, but then you suddely stink at playing a child's card game, so you end up stinking at shooter games.

I wish I had set a world record.
 
Granted, but you get raped by fan girls.

I wish I had some salsa to dip my nachos in. So dry... D':
 
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Granted. Now its so tongue melty :p

I wish that I had a general idea of a good story (I'm planning on writing a book. A REAL ONE!)
 
Granted, but by the time you get your attention span back, another five generations have passed and everyone had forgotten about earlier years.

I wish for a lump of modelling clay.
 
Granted, but the weather gets so cold, you freeze to death.

I wish I already knew everything I needed to know so I wouldn't have to go to school.
 
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