Crush a wish!

[Cody]

Gra-Wait...I can't grant that... But I can still wish can't I!?

I wish people would call me Cody instead of ydoc...

 

[DayU]

Granted, but then new members come and we all forget.

I wish I had something better to wish.

 

[Kalseng]

Granted. You wish for a stab in the face. Awww... My computer broke... I can't grant that wish...

I wish my computer was fiixeded... :.C

 

[DayU]

Granted but it you get some many viruses just from turning it on it brakes again.

I wish for a wish that couldn't get crushed.

 

[Cody]

Granted. ...er wait....NOT GRANTED! DEAL WITH IT!!

I wish for spam posts to Asplode, implode, asplode again, then be vaporized into dust.

 

[Kalseng]

Granted. All of your posts disappear. (BURN! But, Jk.)

I wish I had an egg that won't hatch anytime soon, isn't rotten, isn't thrown at my face, or breaks, isn't secretly some form of explosive, and can't get me in trouble cause it's from an endangered breed of aniimal.

 

[Cody]

Granted. Since it has no other possibilities for life, it creates a paradox in the space-time and implodes.

I wish I could make things implode just by thinking it.

 

[Kalseng]

granted. you think of pokecharms. You're life is now meaningless without pokecharms. You die.

I wish Pokechamrs hadn't imploded.

 

[Cody]

Granted. Pokechamrs didn't but 'charms did.

I wish Pokecharms hadn't imploded.

 

[Kalseng]

Gant'd. Suddenly, it's filled with n00bs whom overpower you and you die.

I wish I had hair like Phoenix Wright.

 

[DayU]

Granted but after seeing it, Nem doesn't write you into the Chronicles.

I wish All the n00bs would ban themselves.

 

[Cody]

Granted, but having no targets left, Nem, Sem, Ruko, Stel, and the like turn on everyone else. Nobody's left.

I wish......for Platinum to be out.

 

[Kalseng]

Granted. It releases in the U.S., but i's only sold in german, written in the russian alphabet. Upside down. And with that, your head implodes.

I wish I was taking perscription D'AWWWW!

 

[DayU]

Granted but you lose your meds and die in a hole.

I wish rocks could fly without hitting something.

 

[Kalseng]

Granted, but they randomly explode mid-flight, killing people by rock chips slicing jugular veins open.

I wish my dad wasn't a jerk to me all the time.

 

[Cody]

Granted. He is instead an ass all the time.

I wish I could learn to read German written in upside-down Russian alphabet.

 

[DayU]

Granted, but you then can no longer read English or even speak it.

I wish Kalseng would be punted off a cliff by Reptar.

 

[Cody]

But I can still type English! Anywho,

Granted, The punt'd Kal lands on your head, causing an explosion. Nobody but Kalseng and yourself Dies.

I wish they were *both* back to life, and I had my English abilities back.

 

[Shiny Motley]

Granted, but they decide to kill you for revenge.

I wish I could play this game without seeing so many pages of only Cody, Daytime, and Kalseng's posts. XD

 

[DayU]

(Good choice, Shiny. =D)

Granted, but then you lose 100 posts.

I wish Shiny was a cookie.

 

[Cody]

(Holy Crapzors, she called me Cody...*hands a bajillion dollars to Shiny erm....Charmy...*)

Granted, but as a cookie, she implodes, bringing her back to her non-cookie self.

I wish for French fries to forever be called Freedom Fries.

 

[DayU]

Granted but then you get "Freedom Kissed" by a dude.

I wish Cody knew that he confused Shiny with Carmen.

 

[Cody]

Granted. Nothing bad affects you, except the thought that you just hurt a boy deeply. Dang memory....

I wish that I could be bothered to put something exciting in my signature.

 

[Shiny Motley]

Granted, but because the "exiting" thing is too big, you get banned from 'Charms.

I wish I had a more original username that Shiny or Shiny Eevee (and I will NEVER use VampRaichu or Lynigami or any form of those, like Lyn, Lyni, VR, Vamp, etc, along with my real name)

 

[Cody]

Granted, but myself agreeing with that wish, I implode, causing all on this forum to burn.

I wish that I actually had classes with some of my friends this year.

 

[DayU]

Granted but then everyone else does and everyone is in the same class.

I wish Alex didn't think I was a chick last night.

 

[Cody]

Granted, he instead thought you were a baby chicken, and tried to eat you.

I wish I had been there to see that.

 

[Kalseng]

Granted, but you were blinded before you got there.

I wish I was the most asthetically pleasing guy at my school.

 

[Shiny Motley]

(lol, he really did? XD)

granted, but then again, it's not granted. ^^

I wish Cody would stop saying "implodes" and variations of that.

 

[Cody]

Granted. I now decide to have you die from...impalement?


I wish I had implosions back.

 

[Kalseng]

granted. But then, you forget what you were supposed to say, and say "Gets [OMG WHAT THE HECK, CODY!!! HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT]" instead of implodes.

I wish that I was the best artist ever.

 

[DayU]

Granted then you're murdered our of jealousy.

I wish I could see no posts here for a whole hour.

 

[Cody]

Granted. Nothing will be posted, there. *points to Day_U posts*

I wish I knew of a way to change my username.

 

[DayU]

That can be granted just by going to profile then forum details.

I wish cannibalism wasn't frowned upon.

 

[Cody]

Granted. You get eaten.

I wish Day_U was handed a billion dollars.

 

[Chibi]

Granted, but they all explode in his face. Then the burnt remains smother you and you die.

I wish I could run super fast

 

[DayU]

Granted, but you drip and skid to death.

I wish the chat could be used by anyone more easily and more often.

 

[Cody]

Granted. It fills with noobs, causing an(you guess it) IMPLOSION!!!


I wish things would implode more often.

 

[DayU]

Granted, but you implode first.

I wish that the word implode was turned into the word flarp.

 

[Chibi]

Granted, you flarp and then things never flarp anymore.

I wish we threw a party for no more flarps