Crush a wish!

[Chibi]

Granted, but you have absolutely nothing to do.

NOOOO! Deja vu!

Granted but you have to get sent to Japan where you havbe to eat sushi for the rest of your life.

I wish I had something to do.

 

[typhlosionlover10]

Granted, but it is staring at the wall.

I wish I could make userbars like Jeydis and Teh Purple One can.

 

[112% Elusive]

Granted, but then everyone hates userbars.

I wish I had another cat.

 

[Chibi]

Granted but it hates you and claws your eyes out. (Such a tame little kitty ^_^)

I wish I would finally post my fanfic.

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but it sucks.

I wish I could stop sneezing.

 

[Chibi]

Granted but then the bacteria you sneeze out infects your body and you die.

I wish my Shift key would work. (This has become a growing problem)

 

[Belle]

[size=8pt]Granted, but then you get overly excited and use it until it falls off completely.

I wish I could visit my friends in America because they love me.[/size]

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but it rains everytime you go outside.

I wish I had a challenging video game to play over the summer break.

 

[diamondphantom]

granted, but it's so hard that you can never beat it

I wish I could have my first kiss

 

[Chibi]

Granted but it's also your last kiss.

I wish I could beat XD.

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but then you lose all data for your games that aren't Poke-XD

I wish I could spend more time with my gf this summer instead of twice a week at the least.

 

[Belle]

[size=8pt]Granted, but then your parents start insisting that you get married so you do and it's awkward when you go to school. Because you're married and all. Yeah.

I wish I was better at HTML coding.[/size]

 

[Vol]

Granted, but your excellent coding skills attract unwanted hackers, who post Yiffi under your name, causing you to be banned from every forum that you go to. Sucks for you!

I wish for stupid, yet strong body-guards.

 

[typhlosionlover10]

Granted, but the bodyguards are so stupid they beat you up.

I wish squirtachu wasn't an idiot even though he's banned.

 

[diamondphantom]

Granted, but then you get banned.

I wish I could be a shinigami in deathnote (I can't wait to see how this screws up)

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but you save a human using a Death Note and lose your life.

I wish my teeth were perfect.

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but then your face will become ugly.

I wish I was invincible.

 

[Stark]

Granted, but someone who was invincible and had the power to kill invincible people came and killed you.

I wish that my internet upgrade would finally work.

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but then your computer won't work.

I wish I could be a Peregrine Shifter. (Read ShadowsMyst's comic Shifters)

 

[Aero]

granted but your family kills you because your weird

i wish for something to do

 

[Chibi]

I wish I could be a Peregrine Shifter. (Read ShadowsMyst's comic Shifters)

But no such member exists ???

(back on topic)

Granted but it's stabbing yourself repeatedly with a rusty fork.

I wish I was 16.

 

[Aero]

But no such member exists ???

exactly what i thought so i made something up


granted but its the day before you die

i wish i could have my licence

 

[Chibi]

Granted but you crash your car and the cops take your licence.

I wish I had cake. ;D

 

[Belle]

[size=8pt]Granted, but an unattractive old fogey-man jumps out of the cake to wish you happy birthday/holiday of your choice.

I wish I could turn inspiration on and off so I could draw and write whenever I wanted to.[/size]

 

[Chibi]

Granted but nobody likes your pictures.

I wish I would stop laughing at this certain video on YouTube. (It's creepy, but effing hilarious)

 

[Vol]

Granted, but you start laughing at sad videos. (would it happen to be Happy Tree Friends?)

I wish I had a pet Zergling.

 

[Chibi]

(would it happen to be Happy Tree Friends?)

No, Galvatron is Taken to the Funny Farm. I LMAO every time I watch it.
(Topic)

Granted but it goes beserrk and eats you. (even I don't know what a Zerling is. -.-')

I wish I was a kitty.

 

[Shiny Motley]

Granted, but someone takes you as a pet, and she doesn't know how to take care of a kitty. So, therefore, you either starve to death, die of dehydration, or both. Or something else.

I wish that I knew how to work my tablet.

 

[Belle]

[size=8pt]Granted, but then your tablet pen breaks and when you go to get a new one, the store person tell you that the company doesn't make that particular pen anymore. Also, the only other pens compatible with your tablet don't come on their own, and the tablet they come with costs $2000.

I wish my biology teacher would realize how very insignificant prac-writing is, especially on bean-growing pracs which we've done two of.[/size]

 

[Kruk]

Granted, but then you biology teacher is fired and a new one is put in and he doesn't realize it and refuses to listen to reason.

I wish my blood was silver.

 

[Shiny Motley]

Granted, but because it's silver, you die because it can't carry enough oxygen around for your body

I wish that I had a kitty

 

[diamondphantom]

granted, but you become allergic and you can't keep it

I wish pluto was a planet

 

[Chibi]

Granted but then Earth shrinks to the size of Pluto and nobody can live here anymore. XD

I wish I wasn't allergic to silver.

 

[Aero]

granted but you are allergic to every other metal known to man and several known to dolphins

i wish i had a pizza

 

[Chibi]

Granted but it's both moldy and cold and gives you major food poisoning so the hospital has to pump your stomach out.

I wish I had untainted pizza.

 

[Kruk]

Granted, but you can't eat it.

 

[Chibi]

NOT GRANTED!! 'cuz you didn't wish.

I wish I had untainted pizza that I could eat.

 

[Belle]

[size=8pt]Granted, but you choke on it.

I wish my American Playstation would play Australian games. And no, it doesn't break. Ever.[/size]

 

[Merata]

Wish granted, but now all Australian games have been recalled due to explosion hazard.

I wish that my arm stops itching.

 

[Chibi]

Granted by then your arm falls off.

I wish I had a Wii...or a DS.