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BlackLotus

Granted, but instead of focusing on what you WANT to focus on, you're focusing on experimenting with a meth lab. It explodes in your face and your charred remains are unrecognizable.

I wish I had some money for a rave.
 
Brendan Savem

Brendan Savem

Granted, but you get arrested for noisyness, underaged drinking, and attempted rape (actually, the last one is just some group of girls framing you. You would probably fail at even starting a rape yourself)

I wish I had less projects going on at once
 
Rozi

Rozi

Granted, but somebody steals your food after your first delicious bite.

I wish more people'd join gzh's PRP. It gets kinda lonely...
 
Psycho Monkey

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
Granted, you're popular for making the worst music ever.

I wish I hadn't skinned my toe in the drive way while getting the mail. I didn't know I could bleed so much from such a small appendage.
 
Rozi

Rozi

Ew? Granted, but a car drives up the drive way and breaks your right arm. :p

I wish I had an iPhone. :p Too bad I don't have AT&T...
 
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gzh11121

Granted, but it's actually a future prototype and you get executed since it was from a thousand years in the uture.

I wish I had a glass of water. (I'm parched.)
 
Jenova

Jenova

Granted, but it's polluted water from the sewers and you die from the chemicals from it.

I wish I can kill the ones I hate with only a glance at them.
 
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gzh11121

Granted, but you see yourself in the mirror and think it's someone you hate.

I wish I wasn't tired so I could figure out how to put my Trainer Card in my sig. (stupid tiredness!)
 
Aura

Aura

Granted, but while doing so, you somehow IP ban yourself.

I wish my friend wasn't having a giant mental blank that's being going on for the past 3 hours or so?
 
Psycho Monkey

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
Granted, but now your friend is so mentally stimulated (s)he keeps bothering you with every inconsistant thought that pops into his/her head for the next 72 hours.

I wish my jeans would stop ripping in such inconvenient places
 
Jenova

Jenova

Granted, but they always fall off and somehow disintegrate in inconvenient places.

I wish there was a Pokemon game where you can play in all 4 regions and you don't need to trade with people or use events in order to see all every single pokemon.
 
Rozi

Rozi

Granted, but it's a one-of-a-kind type of game that you can't have.

I wish there'd be world hunger. I wonder what it'd be like...
 
Jenova

Jenova

Granted but people found out that you were the cause of it so they resort to cannibalism and eat you first.

I wish I lived near the beach.
 
Psycho Monkey

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
Granted, you loose your sense of smell completely. (Seriously, that shit stinks)

I wish my favorite shirt doesn't suffer the same fate as my previously mentioned jeans (as in deteriorate until they are completely unwearable.)
 
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BlackLotus

Granted, but they're done by bands that all suck and everyone hates them anyway. Which by extension makes everyone hate Gives You Hell.

I wish my phone upgrade would arrive already.
 
Psycho Monkey

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
Granted, but when it does there's already a new upgrade out leaving your new phone obsolete. Don't you just love the advancement of technology?

I wish I was an elemental master
 
Rozi

Rozi

Granted, but your clone shows you how stupid you are and after being driven crazy, you kill yourself.

I wish fire wasn't harmful.
 
Psycho Monkey

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
Granted, but that would require 98% of the human population to go extinct. (Depending on your pont of view, this might be a good thing ::))

I wish I had more to do. (I'm getting so much accomplished at once I'm actually getting bored :p)
 
Jenova

Jenova

Granted but the game thinks you haxx0red for it so it becomes unplayable.

I wish I had a legit level 100 shiny magikarp.
(Not really xD)
 
Psycho Monkey

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
Granted, all it's worth is bragging rights and people still make fun of you for it.

I wish I could have my very own Crowning Moment of Awesome!
 
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