Crush a wish!

[sheesheesh]

Granted, it will end in six million years.

I wish for Pokemon Yellow.

 

[Aura]

Granted, but you have to wait an hour while listening to colourful english every time you turn it on before you can play it.

I wish someone in the PRP's I'm in would post...

 

[turbokid64]

Granted, but it's one of the mods saying that they are locking the topic.

I wish my sister couldn't talk, Her singing's really annoying -_-

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, she can only sing. >:3

I wish I could eat this Nerds Rope again.

 

[SineCosineTangent]

Granted, but it explodes as you're eating it D:

I wish my hair would dry faster.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, you're bald.

I wish I could find Crobat in Pokemon Red. xD

 

[sheesheesh]

Granted, but you find it in Glitch City.

I wish I had Pokemon Crystal again.

 

[Aura]

Granted, but you have to wait an hour while listening to colourful english every time you turn it on before you can play it.

Didn't you learn your lesson?

I wish for a giant pizza!

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but you have to share it with me and Linkachu. I don't know about Linkachu, but I'm a big eater.

I wish for nonscense

 

[Aura]

Granted, but pineapples require pj's in summertime because it's too happy for them. Wait. Nonscense? What's that? I thought you said no sense...

I wish I knew what nonscense is...

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, *gives Aura a dictionary made up of every spoken word on the planet since written language began* Have fun finding your word.

I wish I was more ambidexterous when typing

 

[Aura]

(Damn you...)

Granted, your going to take a touch typing course! (If you already touch type, your doing it again.) But I'm taking the course with you (for the third time) so you have to put up with me.

I wish it would rain.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, I send Kyogre to Australia making it rain for three months straight before resealing the Master of the Sea.

I wish for more days like today. No rain, not too hot, low humidity, just nice.

 

[Aura]

(The foodbowl of Australia has been restored to it's full health. *hails Kyorge*

Granted, but while the weather's nice, everthing else isn't.

I wish for role play...

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, you're playing with yourself (don't take that out of context!)

I wish Aura would join us in Chat

 

[Aura]

I've tried... and I can't work it out....

Some help please?

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, first you need your own laptop. Then you need to go outside and steal your neighbors internet. Remember bug spray.

(Seriously, I have the same problem as you do Aura and the crush is how I solved it)

I wish it was easier bouncing between Forum Games and Chat

 

[Aura]

Granted, but you lose an arm doing so.

I wish the chat thing didn't change my name...

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, it changes everyone elses name so now no one knows who's who

I wish I had more light

 

[Aura]

Granted, but it's only a tiny bit more.

I wish for a fish (not to eat it)

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, its a hungry Great White Shark

I wish to ride the dorsol fin of a Great White and get out unscratched

 

[Aura]

Granted, but only because it's a blow up toy.

I wish my hand didn't hurt

 

[Jenova]

Granted, now your neck hurts.

I wish I can actually be happy for once.

 

[Aura]

Granted but someone else your close to goes into depression.

I wish my neck didn't hurt.

 

[turbokid64]

Granted, but everything else and the kitchen sink starts to hurt too! And I just fixed this headache dude! You're my new worse enemy!!!

I wish I had a hacksaw! (wow that will be easy to crush XD)

 

[sheesheesh]

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish I had some OxyClean.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but you have to rob Billy's grave to get it

I wish I could visit Candyland!

 

[turbokid64]

Granted, but candy elves attack you anfd use you for cheap labor and you eventually die a short death from eating too much sweets and too much labor.

I wish for a pig with an afro. I mean how awesome would that be?

 

[GengarsShadow52]

Granted, but its afro swallows you the first time you touch it.

I wish my stepdad wasn't such an insert word here.

 

[Mr. Cacti]

Fine but you are an insert word here.

I wish for more recruits, with the same conditions, for my army.

 

[turbokid64]

Granted, but the funds for your army are taken out and used for public education and then your recruits start hating you and then the war is lost and the world is taken over by barber ship quartets.

I wish i could explode. (HA TRY CRUSHING THAT ONE)

 

[PhantoAce]

Granted. You CAN Explode, but, you kill everybody else on the planet if you do, and you are locked away in an explosion proof isolation camp to keep you from harming anyone

I wish I was still in Paris

 

[sheesheesh]

Granted, but you're force-fed escargot for the rest of your life.

I wish somebody would crush this wish.

 

[turbokid64]

Granted, but pineapple falls from the sky, guys wear miniskirts and listick. My cat starts to have a career as a standup artist and makes a million dollars. 'Chrams soon turns into a site for 40-year-old-lives-in-his-mom's-basement-creepy-type-men. The death rain comes down from the heaven and then of all things....magikarp are praised as gods.

I wish Aristotle didn't make that wish before. You gonna pay man!

 

[Aura]

Granted, but you did.

I wish for moar pizza!

 

[turbokid64]

Granted, but it's sweaty chinstrap pizza and you're forced to eat 10 tons of it!

I wish I had a box of tissues.

 

[sheesheesh]

Granted, but they're all used.

I wish for a rhetorical question.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, the question is "Could you be a bigger idiot?"

I wish for the unobtainable

 

[sheesheesh]

Granted, but it happens to be this: http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/9849/gjf.png

I wish for something good to watch on TV.

 

[Aura]

Granted, but there's a power failure.

I wish for something you can't touch, see, smell, hear or taste.