Crush a wish!

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but its broken.

I wish I was a good dancer, instead of mediocre.

 

[Brendan Savem]

Aura: Granted, it reshapes your nose into a cucumber your eyes into fried eggs, and your house into a pinapple (oooooohh... who lives in a pinapple with eyes of fried eggs? Aura CucumberNose! classic...)

Mystic_Suicune: Granted, but you break your ankle, thus ending your dancing career

I wish I was in a gameshow (those things look pretty fun)

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but you're the guy that looses

I wish I could remember the dream I had last night (All I remember was it was highly insane)

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, its so insane, when you tell it to your friends, they just don't get it. This in turn drives them insane

I wish I win a gameshow (just to boot Psycho Monkey's crush)

 

[R. Jalx]

Granted, then the show host murders you.


I wish I had a real Lucario!

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, but he is so powerful, he wonders why he hangs out with you. He pwns you with Aura Sphere and leaves

I wish my homework was done

 

[Typhlosion4ever]

Granted, but your dog did it.

I wish I had more tea biscuits. (I ate some earlier and they were really good. )

 

[R. Jalx]

Granted, But they have mold inside. and larva.



I wish I had a DS

 

[Aura]

Granted, but it will blow up as soon as you touch it.

I wish I could be bothered to wish for something

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, I'm bothering you but you still don't know what to wish for.

I wish Aura had a whole list of wishes

 

[garyoakguy]

Granted, but their al expired pudding wishes.l

i wish...... um... um..... oh wait. OK! my wish is that i didnt make this post. KINDA! ;D

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, but now I get to say that Aura has a master-masher which she uses to mash you up ;D

I wish I could get my dog to do my homework more often (he actually told me the answer to this question once, I handed out a list of possible answers and he put his paw on the right one by chance).

 

[Celadon]

Granted, but he feels hungry and eats your homework every time he does it.

I wish i had a piano ( which just cannot fall on my head)

 

[Weeds]

Granted, but a mad killer is hiding inside it and he practices his art on you.

I wish my little brother's arm wasn't broken. :'(

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, his leg is broken and you have to push the wheelchair

I wish I had the powers of darkness

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, but it takes control of you and you are later beaten by four warriors of light (final fantasy 3 ripoff XP)

I wish I there was such thing as phoenix down

 

[Typhlosion4ever]

Granted, but it is actual down (feathers) from a phoenix and has no healing powers whatsoever.

I wish I could play a game with my cat again. One time I hid a potato chip under a bowl, put two more bowls next to it and mixed them up, and she sniffed the right one.

 

[Cody]

Granted, but your cat loses, and rips yerface off.

I wish for a taco. No food poisoning.

 

[garyoakguy]

Granted, but it implodes in your face. ( reference to your name! )

i wish that i could of shot cody instead...

 

[Cody]

I come back to life, you shoot me in the face with a water gun, and I beat you to death.


I wish I wasn't guilty of murder.

 

[Midnight Shadows]

Granted, it was Blaire that was guilty of Murder and you are eaten alive by Houndoom then burnt to ashes shortly after

I wish I had off from school fridays

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but you go in on Sundays to make up the time.

I wish I was a better artist. (Here's to how bad I am, I can't even draw a stick figure with out it looking like crap :-\)

 

[R. Jalx]

Granted. You still suck. But your a little better.




I wish I was a Lucario!

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but you have to obey a combination of all the Charmers.

I wish that I didn't eat a whole spoonful of honey this afternoon. (I'm serious.)

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, it was 2 spoonfuls of honey. (mmmm... honey...)

I wish I remembered what I was about to wish for (I hate it when this happens)

 

[Caeser]

You remember what you wished for but unfortunately it was the death too all of your Space Monkeys.

I wish upon a star that I was named after a star.

 

[Aura]

Granted, but it's not a star, it's a meteor. And it makes it to earth, to the spot where you are now standing...

I wish this effing heat wave would just give up and go home (in other words, I wish for winter!)

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but it is winter isn't it? ???

I wish I was where ever Aura is cause I hate the cold

 

[Aura]

(not here)

Granted, but the effing heat wave gets you as well.

I wish I could go to the pool...

 

[000aj]

granted, but it's empty

I wish chocolade

 

[Typhlosion4ever]

Granted, but it's not chocolate... Its strawberry.

I wish I could watch TV.

 

[Weeds]

Granted, but there's only crap on there.

I wish my friend would stop nagging on me. (he wants me to work on his site, which I don't >)

 

[R. Jalx]

Granted. Your friend murders you.


I wish for some string.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but it's covered in bacon grease. (Ewww)

I wish that I didn't eat a whole thing of popcorn.

 

[garyoakguy]

Granted, you eat two thing of popcorn.

I wish... uh..... NO WISHES THIS TIME!

 

[Aura]

NO WISHES!!! ATTACK!!!

*the master ... is pwned by Aura, Chibi, Chainsawking, Shorcai and Psycho Monkey*

I wish for... a random wish

 

[Weeds]

(Aura is the emperor of pwn. )

Granted. Want to know what your wish was? Wait, why am I talking to a dead body?

I wish humans could travel through vacuum.

 

[PokemonDP]

Granted, but we have to be shrunk so we're 2 centimeters tall, and the spiders eat us.

I wish I had some cookies.

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but Fi burnt and ate them.

I wish I joined the AGS, or the American Gerbil Society.

 

[Brendan Savem]

Shroomish-Chan: Granted, I couldn't find the cookbook to bake ginger cookies, so I was going to ask Cody, but he wasn't around, so I just took a recipe from his desk and baked them. Never mind, here you are! *five seconds later* Dang it! That was the implosion recipe! I'm not paying for your head you know! >

Secad: Granted, but you're the janitor

I wish I could finish an epic post and get it up before someone else comes on with one