Crush a wish!

[Secad MS]

Granted, but Fi burns it.

I wish Semper (my real gerbil) would win 'Best in Show' in a gerbil show at the AGS.

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, and your trophy is the mop

I wish I had more moneys (Credit Crunch= Bad)

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but it's counterfeit. The new police brigade with added pyrokinetic gerbils burn you.

I wish my trophy wasn't a mop, but a large brick of real platinum.

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, although I could torture you with being crushed by a platinum brick, I think it would be much funnier to let you on a little secret: your ribbon happens to be a mop. XD

I wish for a large brick of real platinum that flys, so it won't fall on my head.

 

[Typhlosion4ever]

Granted, and it does fly... straight into my wallet.

I wish I could watch Flapjack.

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, but the cartoon rots your brain, don't know what it is, and I already know it's about sailors that have whales for mothers.

I wish I was a lumberjack

 

[R. Jalx]

Granted. But you accedentlly become a lumberjacka**.


I wish for som Captin Crunch. YUMMMMMM

 

[Valhalla]

Granted, but you're town is marauded by pirates wanting your booty

I wish n00bs didn't exist on the internet (waits to be pwned)

 

[R. Jalx]

Granted, but you don't exist either.


I wish I had a pencil.

 

[Brendan Savem]

granted, but it was made by a perverted lumberjacka**

I wish I had a webshow

 

[Typhlosion4ever]

Granted, but it's The Bunnies of Birmingham, the crap show from an old cartoon.

I wish I had a cupcake.

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted. But while you're travelling through space with your robot buddy/servant, you get lost. You think that your robot has a tracking system to take the ship back home, but you realize that your robot left it at home to make room for the cupcake (Go Gir! )

I wish Typhlosion4ever had no wallet (no wallet=no platinum brick for you! ;D)

 

[R. Jalx]

Granted. He owns a bank. I wish more people would join my RP site.

I wish I had a webshow

I do have a webshow.

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted. He owns a bank.

Then he should try our new credit crunch cereal! Made from the dried tears of a thousand sacked investment bankers!

Granted, but they are spammers that put up so much spam, your site crashes (or you waste your life banning them all)

I wish I could invent a high quality cereal

 

[Typhlosion4ever]

Granted, but it tastes like dog food.

I wish my dog could talk.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but it has nothing good to say to you.

I wish my college would stop cancelling my classes (first calculus, then mythology. This is getting rediculous now! >)

 

[Typhlosion4ever]

Granted. He owns a bank.

...I'm a girl.

Granted, but you have so many classes that you're late to all of them.

I wish Flapjack was real.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, it is undeniable proof that human evolution has finally gone dow the toilet. To purify the world I send my evil space monkeys to destroy all humans with an IQ below 100

I wish I could find something tasty for dinner that won't make me sick or give me endless diarhea (just covering all my bases)

 

[garyoakguy]

granted, for dinner you have pizza rolls that blow up in your face...

i wish no one had pwned me... i got owned...

 

[Typhlosion4ever]

Granted, but then nobody wants to pwn you, even when you want them to.

I wish my comic would get made into a TV show. (It's really funny... It's about talking animals. XD)

 

[R. Jalx]

Granted, but no one reads it.

I wish I had a pet pig.

 

[Typhlosion4ever]

Granted, but one day, your mom turns it into bacon...

I wish I had a pet duck that cannot run away or be eaten.

 

[Weeds]

Granted. But the ol' "Law of the Jungle" is "eat or be eaten" (Or was it "don't poke an angry tiger"? Anyway.) = the duck eats you.

I wish Pokecharms would organize a big RL meeting which I won't miss. (Or any other serious member, btw.)

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but the meeting is in whatever country you're not in meaning you have to spend a ton of money on a international ticket and a passport.

I wish I could get struck by lightning and live

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, but it fries your brain and you spend the rest of your life in a psychological disorder department (that reminds me of a wish I made four months ago)

I wish my dog wasn't so hyper at night

 

[Typhlosion4ever]

Granted, but he hyperness is transferred to you.

I wish I had my Wii now. (We have to wait for our tax refund and it won't get here until next week, I think. >)

 

[R. Jalx]

Granted, but it explodes.

I wish I had a shoe string.

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, but... I don't know what to say! What do you want the shoe string for anyway? I take it back, not granted.

I wish I was a better guitar player (someone at school is just crazy with these high-speed songs)

 

[Typhlosion4ever]

Granted, but you break your guitar.

I wish I had some ideas.

 

[R. Jalx]

Granted, you wish for a blood clot near your brain, thus causing a stroke.

I wish for A STINKIN SHOE STRING!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Brendan Savem]

YOU WANT A SHOE STRING!? FINE! I'LL GIVE YOU A SHOE STRING!! (strangles Jalx with a shoe string)

I wish I had an unbreakable guitar (then I can throw it across the stage all I want! ^_^)

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but strings are actually shoe strings so it can't play songs effectively.

I wish to stand outside during some sort of natural disater and only suffer minimal injury like a few scratches.

 

[Typhlosion4ever]

Granted, but during an earthquake you fall through a hole in the ground.

I wish my cats weren't so crazy.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

*climbs out of hole unhurt* Nice!

Granted, they're so stoic people forget you have cats. For your birthday your 2nd uncle 3times removed on your mother's cousins's side of the family buys you a pit bull who devours your cats.

I wish I could go outside to get the mail and not freeze my feet off on the snow covered ground (and I refuse to put on my shoes for such a simple task)

 

[Stark]

Granted, you go out, get the mail and freeze your hands off. You then drop the mail, and try to pick it up with your mouth. That freezes off too. Eventually, you're left with your immortal-against-freezing feet, sat there. In some snow. A bird lands on them and poos.

I wish we could all understand Katie's new forum game

 

[Cody]

granted, we all do, INCLUDING N00BS!!!


We all die of spam overdose.


I wish for another snow day

 

[R. Jalx]

Granted, but strings are actually shoe strings so it can't play songs effectively.

HAHA!


Granted, you end up getting so much snow days thayt your brain ends up roughting.

I wish I had a shoe string that wouldn't hurt me or anyone/thing

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, but it is a baby's shoe string, so you can't use it for your own shoes

I wish R. Jalx would wish for something other than shoe strings (Genie isn't going to have much fun with this guy)

 

[R. Jalx]

Not granted. I love string.


I wish I had string.

 

[Typhlosion4ever]

Granted, but people are so tired of your string wishes that someone steals it.

I wish I had a new TV.