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Granted, but then you get eaten by a Wailord (no offense intended).

I wish that we had a complete Isshu dex released already.
 
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granted but all the pokemon are crap and farfetch'd (see the pun there?)

Wishes for my laptop to be fixed so I dont have to use my stupid wii
 
Granted, but either A. You can't have them, or B. their so glitched up that you can't even encounter Minezumi, and you're stuck with the starter you pick.

I wish that It would get cooler already.
 
granted, but it flies through your respiratory system, reaches the heart (how in the hell..), and clogs your blood flow.
I wish that I had A PIECE OF PAPER.
 
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Grants but it has a pikachu stuck into it. Wishes to beat my rival in school Kevin in a pokemon battle.
 
Granted, but then parents go crazy from having to babysit all day and end up destroying the world.

I wish that my friends' friends weren't such jackasses.
 
(Ugh, you seriously got a point there, because of them, my best friend is, sad to say, one of them... and she's now being a beef jerky to me. xD)

Granted, but your parents took your allowance, and there's no money to get Black 'n White. (Horrible, huh?)

I wish my mom would stop pissing me off! (This is why I couldn't post my new fic and extra chapters >_<)
 
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Granted but all your games end up glitched and unplayable
Wishes for a later bedtime (I still has those)
 
Granted, but you have to take math class for 5 hours, 5 days a week. A WEEK.

I wish I can get more sleepy-time. zZzZz.....
 
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granted but it is rubber
wishes for a fish salad? (my friend has an obsession)
 
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Granted but you get attacked by a slugma... it doesn't go well

I wish for better teachers at my school
 
Granted, but your wishes get crushed, cause thats the point of the game xD

I wish I could eat some Angel Food Cake. T_T
 
Granted, but its sooo heavenly, your teeth fall out from the sweetness.

I wish that this was the actual version of the song and not a cover (I know I just found that out today :0)
 
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granted but no-one wants to get near you so you get lonely!

I wish my cat milly could play an intriguing and addictive song on the keyboard
 
Granted, but when she stops you get so addicted you have to go through detox.

I wish that people would calm down about gender issues.
 
Granted, but it's so incredibley sassy, it breaks the laws of physics and you get sealed away to a parralel universe where everyone is made of jello.

I wish for MOAR COOKIES!!
 
Granted, but prices inflate, thus leaving you in the same situation.

I wish for a special clogne that keeps idiots away and attracts people I like.
 
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