Crush a wish!

[Foxy]

Granted, but your snow falls at my house, therefore you get none and i get some . I wish for a blender...>X)...

 

[Doubled]

Granted, but the "blender" just happens to be "Bender" with an L on his arse, so you technically get it, but you don't. (Futurama ref)

I wish for no school tomorrow.

 

[Thepokemontrainer]

Granted, but there i no scool due to 7 feet of snow.
I wish for TV.

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but there is nothing to watch!

I wish cigerettes were never invented!

 

[Nick Blare]

(That's a wish I can agree with Burnkirby. Too bad this is the crush a wish game.)

Granted, but now weed has hit the market in full force. Great, more poison.

I wish the Holocaust never happened.

 

[Doubled]

I really don't want to crush this wish, but...Granted. However, something similar happens because nobody learns from history.

I wish for a German Shepard.

 

[Dark Soul]

Granted, but it has rabies. (Everyone saw that coming >> )

I wish for a 364-days holiday in France~

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but now no one learns anything and nothing gets done. Congratulations! You just caused the total collapse of the French economy!

I wish I could be 5 years old for a week.

 

[Nick Blare]

Granted. But now your birthday is every week, and you age all the same. Have fun!

I wish I had had me some watermelon.

 

[Doubled]

Granted, now you can't leave the restroom.

I wish I knew this blind date :/

 

[flutter shy]

(cute! you want to get married!)

granted, but when you saw her she was totally, i mean totally,....UGLY!


i wish for Ash was real!

~flutter shy~

 

[Foxy]

Granted, but he's a complete jerk. I wish it was either fall or spring all year round.

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but during Fall, you fall into a bottomless pit!

I wish it would snow two inches of snow.

 

[Nick Blare]

Granted. But, you fall and break your leg while wlking in the snow, have forgotten your cell phone, and are in the forest with no one around to hear you.

I wish I wish I had some fish.

 

[Doubled]

(cute! you want to get married!)

I don't want to get married D: I'm just interested in who I'm going to prom with :I

Anyway, granted, but you get Spongebob :B

I wish Valentines day wasn't so depressing.

 

[Nick Blare]

Granted. But now your Christmas sucks.

I wish that I had my Emerald version back, and it worked.

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but then the Boogey Man steals it while your asleep.

I wish for a neverending supply of barbacue chips.

 

[travelling oboe]

Granted, but they've all gone stale and have become nasty and inedible.

I wish I was more motivated to do schoolwork.

 

[Nick Blare]

Granted. But now you have no time to do other things you enjoy.

I wish I had a 3DS right now... (My GF has one already!)

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but it turns out to be the worst game console ever (even worse than the VirtualBoy!)

I wish SSBB wasn't full of cloned characters.

 

[Foxy]

Granted, but now there aren't enough characters and the game sucks now. I wish I was a space surfer.

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but one day, you forget your space suit, and the vacuum of space cuases you to implode.

I wish I didn't have school on Friday.

 

[Anonymous]

Granted, but now you have it on saturdays (OMG)

I wish I could stop complaining about my pokemon -_-

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but now your Pokemon start complaining about you!

I wish I had a robotic arm!

 

[Doubled]

Granted but you can't control it. It stangles you when you're trying to cut a piece of cake :'(

I wish I could find a good corsage for my prom date.

 

[Animefan1]

Granted but your date forgets to show up .

I wish for a grand feast of food (I'm hungry , geez)

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but you eat so much food, you explode!

I wish for a cookie!

 

[Rolly]

Granted, but it's an evil demon cookie that eats your brain (lack of inspiration...)

I wish for a Squitle

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but then it turns out to be a rabid squirrel wearing a Squirtle costume.

I wish my glasses would never get dirty again.