Anyway, snarkiness aside, I'm training up a team, hopefully, in Diamond for the Elite 4 onwards. I won't be EV training or battling competitively, most likely, but I may have a kickabout every now and again with my friends, so I'll try to follow all relevant clauses even if I don't really need to.
Jolteon @ Leftovers
Impish Nature
Volt Absorb
-Thunderbolt
-Substitute
-Agility
-Baton Pass
Snorlax @ ?
Brave Nature
Immunity
-Curse
-Rest
-Body Slam
-Crunch
Poliwrath @ ?
Quiet Nature
Water Absorb
-Surf
-Ice Beam
-Brick Break
-Hypnosis
Gardevoir @ Salac Berry
Modest Nature
Synchronise/Trace
-Calm Mind
-Thunderbolt
-Substitute
-Psychic
Marowak @ Thick Club
Brave Nature
Rock Head
-Aerial Ace
-Bonemerang
-Flamethrower
-Brick Break
Froslass @ Focus Sash
Timid Nature
Snow Cloak
-Ice Beam
-Shadow Ball
-Thunderbolt
-Destiny Bond
Be nice, this is the first time I've built a team xD
Jolteon @ Leftovers
Impish Nature
Volt Absorb
-Thunderbolt
-Substitute
-Agility
-Baton Pass
Snorlax @ ?
Brave Nature
Immunity
-Curse
-Rest
-Body Slam
-Crunch
Poliwrath @ ?
Quiet Nature
Water Absorb
-Surf
-Ice Beam
-Brick Break
-Hypnosis
Gardevoir @ Salac Berry
Modest Nature
Synchronise/Trace
-Calm Mind
-Thunderbolt
-Substitute
-Psychic
Marowak @ Thick Club
Brave Nature
Rock Head
-Aerial Ace
-Bonemerang
-Flamethrower
-Brick Break
Froslass @ Focus Sash
Timid Nature
Snow Cloak
-Ice Beam
-Shadow Ball
-Thunderbolt
-Destiny Bond
Be nice, this is the first time I've built a team xD