women, just never know who to choose xdhi this is irrelevant but i want to die
so we were at dinner ?
and our waiter was like
pretty attractive rip
So I pointed it out to my sister
whose a sucker for a pretty face
and my mom heard ??
so she caLLED HIM OVER
AND LIKE
V E R Y. L O U D L Y :
“MY DAUGHTER THINKS YOU’RE CUTE”
WHILST POINTING AT ME
and then we made eye contact and i almost started crying and thats it bye
Ok tru tru*nasally voice*
“t h a t i s a v i c i o u s
s t e r e o t y p e “
women, just never know who to choose xd
A stereotype, but a somewhat accurate one. Most stereotypes stem from truth, think about that*nasally voice*
“t h a t i s a v i c i o u s
s t e r e o t y p e “
But its tru thoa very accurate one, rather
The only person Kyle would fight over would be Mallory XD doubt anyone else likes heri dont know if you were being sarcastic in the ‘such a helpful friend’ part or not but im gonna say you’re welcome
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youre welcome
BUT OH !!!
WRITING !!
now thaTS something i can help with
here’s some
~ideas~
>forgot his phone ! Go back to get it!
>Need advice !!
>actually we could probably start *the event* that we were planning like right,,,,, now?
>LOVE TRIANGLE JAKSJSKSJSK
>ok sorry no that’s a bad idea im a sucker for dumb tropes sorry
>DESPISE ANOTHER CHARACTER AND ACTUALLY FIGHT THEM
>fight over someone oooooo~~
>no sorry don’t do that
I'm going to have fun with your body