Let's Play Touhoumon Emerald! (The Redux!)

[Tangrow]

Old Thread here: http://www.pokecharms.com/forums/http:/ ... ic.php?t=3 - Don't revive it, that's just mean.

Okay guys, I finally decided to pick this up again. The only main big difference was that I lost the old save, so now I have this new save and a pretty different team. I sort of missed out on the first gym leader, so I'm going to do my best after this chapter to make things relatively normal, kay!

LAST TIME ON TOUHOUMON

Renko got to Heaven Skies! A bunch of stuff happened and then...

Ohey I beat the gym leader. Not literally, though! She wanted me to, though D:

AND NOW WE'RE IN THE PRESENT.

Gugdsugdfsdujhkh NAKED MAN

MY EYEESSSSSSSSS

Wah wah PUT SOME PANTS ON

I am so sorry that I made you mad. As in not really. To catch up, I went to some cave and ended up cornering one of these weirdos. Who was also kidnapping a little girl. Uh. Yeah.

Well, uh, thanks? I guess I'll have to give these back now...somehow.

AND THEN THIS OLD GUY COMES AND TAKES HER AWAY. I MEAN SERIOUSLY. He told me his name is Briney and I should go see him at some cottage.

Annnnnd then they left. I'd go further, but...

I sorta can't. Oh well, time to head back. Maybe I'll give the tools back to that weirdo.

Speaking thereof.

Oh yeah, I guess I did.

I um. Okay? I didn't know you would die if I didn't get these back :x

...Okay? I didn't say that but stuff is always cool.

Da-da-daaaa item jingle~

Um, what alright. Hey wait, what are you doing with that bat D: Ow ow ow ow D:

And then I woke up here where am I oh god is that a bed D:

Oh. Nevermind. Airships are cool. I didn't know Waterfalls had such sturdy buildings, though.

No. I can't say I want to help AFTER YOU BLUDGEONED ME INTO UNCONSCIOUSNESS.

I guess. It sounds better than staying here.

Um...okay. But who's this master-

AUGUHSHKSHNS ANOTHER OLD MAN STAY AWAY STAY AWAY

Oh god he's been watching meeeeee D:

I am not getting in bed with you D:

Now I am cause staying with you is like virgin suicide D:

That sounds entirely too animu gogdammit D:<

OH GOD HE'S CLIMBING OVER THE TABLE TO ME RUN RUN AWAY OH GOD HE HAS ANDROMEDA NOOOO
MANRISA I'M SORRY AUUUGH LADY KARMA DON'T SAVE HER IT'S TOO-

I lost them. I lost...all of them. I managed to escape this man's lustful wrath, but now I am loliless and friendless. I betrayed them. Where...where am I?

I don't even have to comment on the perversion of that old man. Regardless, I went to the PC-98 and acquired three new friends, who I will not betray. Not this time.

This is Faltergeist. She's sort of bad at scaring people, but she's a kind soul.

This is the maid, Charlotte. I finally found her after some work on my end. I think she may/may not be a demon but for now she is the maid.

And this is Toru. I think he's a crossdresser, but he's pretty strong and is my guard against rape.

With my three new companions, I set out to that old man's cottage. Maybe he will help.

! Mary! There you are! Oh gosh I missed you so many things happened D:

We talked a bit, showed each other our HinaNavs, which are these nifty things I swiped at Kappa Waterfalls. They apparently stand for The Gothic Lolita Hina Network. I feel an urge to cry something akin to MOTHERRRRRR.

Oh yeah, the OTHER old man. What about him?

Oh. Yeah, that's me! I'm really cool, right Mary! She agreed ♥

Oh uh that was out there but yeah I guess. Let's see what you got!

Alright! Time to try out my new lolis!

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WHEREDIDYOUGETTHATITSSOCOOL D:
My attacks weren't affecting it much, and I needed time, so uh~

Charlotte used her maid powers to be everywhere at once so it always missed WITH THAT AWESOME SWORD HNNNNNNNNNNNNG

Which worked nicely, and she came out with only a few bruises ♥ NOW, WHO'S NEXT

Oh my god
It is adorable
And wayyyy too strong D:

I'm just gonna

Go preserve my dignity
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Alright guys, no poll! This one was a little short, but it's nice anyway, I think! I'm just getting started again. I hope it's received ♥ On a side note, arghblargh I can't get the spoiler tags to work argh D:<

 

[Stam~ Susie Salmon]

This is absolutely hilarious. ILU Tan, for making something funny. I love the names you give, but your choice in Touhou is a little different than mine. (Also is totally not implying you should name one after me no never But still, this is great.

 

[Tangrow]

Right, back to your regularly scheduled polling!

Chapter 2: Scarlet City-desu-kawaii-unyu

I returned after healing shortly and rechallenged Mary. With some conveniant Howls and critical doubleslaps, I managed to do it!

Mary calls me Plum. I call her Peaches. It's a thing. You wouldn't get it :>

Yeah! That was really tough, Mary!

Well, good luck! But don't punish her too hard she likes it D:

Welll...avoid her Tenshi's friggin Hyper Beam D: That said, I recalled that now that I had the badge, I could use Cut! As such, I ran out into the wild to catch a loli with pointy things.

Like this girl wolf thing! Her sword should hack it ♥

Well, alright then! Now what to name her!

...What? She is.

Using my new dog, I was able to slice those angry trees into pieces

I tried to get at an item, yet I was immediately assailed by two rich jerks D:<

They had these girls

And they have these lolis. They all died ♥ Except for that pink haired one. i think she was already dead.

Annnnnd I get a Potion? Wow. This is sort of disappointing.

Uhhhh right. He lost too. With these extra trainers downed, I decided to head to that cottage the old guy was talking about.

And then we were there!

OH MY GOD HE'S CHASING THE LITTLE GIRL RUN LITTLE GIRL RUNNNNN D:

NO I'VE COME TO SAVE THIS POOR GIRL RUN DEAR NOW WHILE YOU CAN D:

Oh uh yeah I gotta do that too.

Uh yeah, sure! GO RUN NOW GO

So we got in and started sailing there. I got a call on the way, too!

Uh, helloooooo~?

Hello to you too.

It went fine! It's not like anyone saw but, it was all good!

What?

...Derpderpderpderp

And then we were here.

...It looks more like a Beach, really. I think this place has all of two houses that people actually live in!

....Thaaaat's alright you don't really need to do that D:

NO. STAY WHERE YOU ARE OLD MAN. While I get the cops :x To make sure there weren't any brandy-peddlers nearby, I entered the house next to me.

Nnnnnot really. Maybe I should just-

Um yes it's the sexiest thing in all of Sexville. Could you let go of me D:

THAT'S ALRIGHT YOU DON'T HAVE TO

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I'M A WOMAN D: JUST BECAUSE MY HAIR IS HORT DOESN'T MEAN I'M A MAN YOU SEXIST ASSHOLE
...It's entirely possible that I may have asphyxiated him with that scarf a little :x But he's alright! He has his friend!

The other house had weirdoes and uh...this girl. i think she wanted me to dance. I sorta just left. May as well check out the gym!

Well that's not obnoxiously racist in any way nope

Let's go in!

And now it is dark. :c

Thanks! But uh, call me Renko.

Oh no, Charlotte D:

I wonder if there are any around here.

...Allllright? I'm beginning to think half the people of Gensokyo are insane. I stopped off at the Center to reserve a room for the night and hit up this lady for a chat.

Hm. Maybe there's some Psychic types there? I better go check it out. That girl I'm supposed to give the letter to may be there too, seeing as I haven't met any Sakuyas yet.

!

This...isn't my problem. I beat up the loli who threw at me though. Accursed Lolis. I met another fisherman too!

This fisherman. HE IS
FABULOUS

Alright...here we go!

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Right guys, let's look at the lineup!

This is the resident magikarp. Hina's a poison type gothic loli. Her stats are fairly well rounded, geared with slightly higher offenses than defense. Her ability is Curse Cycle, which is pretty much Liquid Ooze.

You should know these two. Rumia's a dark type physical smasher with the ability Own Tempo. Kisume is Fire/Water and has Shell Armor or Water Absorb. She's mostly a physical tank.

Koakuma, the psychic type. She's a Lesser Demon, and is Patchouli's helping hand. Has the ability Synchronize, and has high stats on the special and speed side, while the opposite in HP and physical.

Reisen, the psychic type Moon Rabbit. Has the ability Keen Eye, and is similar to Koakuma, except she has more balanced defenses. many of her moves cause Confusion. She has a few side evos.

Alright guys, now seriously, votes are appreciated, but name choices are moreso! Pretty please! ♥

 

[Jenova]

I would say that I'd have to go with Kisume, because of her typing |D
Also, you should name her NEET. Seriously.

 

[Stam~ Susie Salmon]

I like Rumia, and a dark type could be cool to raise. Pick her and name her Raize.

 

[Blazi]

HINA. HINA. GET THAT HINA. NAOW. And name it spin~

*Blazi totally isn't biased or anything nope not at all >>

 

[Sir Red]

I'm quite enjoying this, Tan. :> (Especially loved the Fisherman Elliot part XD). I voted for Kisume because the type combo is just awesome as can be. ;3 I have no idea for name though. >>;;