2 June 2016
New York City, USA, 7am
Spider-Man
Explosions were heard near the World Trade Center. Peter had quickly, extra-sneakily put on his suit and, as Spider-Man, jumped out his bedroom window started swinging towards the building. "Aw, man," he said, "We don't want a repeat of 2001!" Then he noticed something strange. A.I.M. soldiers.
"Ah, shit."
Spider-Man crashed through several A.I.M. soldiers as if he were a flying bowling ball. Yes, that was a literal statement. Then he landed on a magazine that... let's just say it wasn't very appropriate. "Ugh, I stepped in shit," he joked as he continued his way towards the World Trade Center, "Well, I kinda saw that coming 'cause, well, Flash Thompson leaves his stuff everywhere."
Spider-Man continued his way to the World Trade Center. He heard screams coming from the building. He tried his best to get in... until he was swatted out of the air by a giant flying tank. "Tanks are birds now?!" Spider-Man shouted as he narrowly saved himself from a broken back.
Tokyo, Japan, 8pm
Hawkeye
An explosion in the 104 Building had already shaken up the entire population. Hawkeye was already on the case, as he was sent to Tokyo the day before to investigate a murder. "Fury," he said as he neutralised A.I.M. soldiers attacking the city, "What the hell happened?"
"It seems that A.I.M.'s launching terrorist attacks on cities with Alliance presence," Fury said over the phone, "I've got my mission and you've got yours." Then he hung up.
Clint sighed, annoyed. "Fury, you asshole," he said, "Infrequent asshole, but still asshole." He then continued towards the 104 Building, neutralising more A.I.M. solders. And then he got hit in the face with a pebble. "Felt that," he said loudly. And then a tank rose from under the ground, sending him backwards.
"This is Hawkeye, currently stationed in Tokyo, Japan," Clint said into his radio, somewhat panicked, "I need backup." Then he drew his katana. And was nearly shot in the face by a police officer. Clint sighed. "[I know swords are banned here, but I'm on your side, dumbass!]" he shouted. The officer nodded. "[Sorry, Barton,]" they said as they opened fire on the tank instead.
"This is gonna take a while unless we get the missiles out," Clint said.
London, UK, noon
Deadpool
Wade was just walking around, and now he was on the (rapidly collapsing) London Bridge. "OK, why London Bridge?!" Deadpool screamed, "Any other landmark would've been better, but why the bridge, you negative IQ A.I.M. fuckheads?!" Then he was shot in the shoulder.
Deadpool rolled his eyes. "Oh, wooooow," he said sarcastically, "I am in paiiiiin." Then he proceeded to run at the person that shot him and tackled them off the bridge. They died. Wade didn't. He stood up. "OK, now--" he said before the top of his head started to get wet. Deadpool looked up. "Oh, it's my old lower body urinating!" he laughed, "What a sight!"
Beijing, China, 7pm
Lightning
Forbidden City. Gone up in flames. A fraction of its former self. Literally a fraction of its former self.
The Forbidden City had collapsed, and Michael Emery, the face of the Alliance against A.I.M. and the Sinister Six, had found the giant tank underground before it. "Oh, you've gotta be fucking kidding me," he said, "I didn't know the tanks would be this big." At that moment, it rose from the ground, causing a citywide earthquake. Michael immediately ran behind it and tried to rip out the plate covering the off switch. And failed miserably. And was unable to pull it out even with electricity and explosions.
"God damn it."
Rome, Italy, 1pm (couldn't decide so I used an RNG and ended up with this XD)
Wolfgang von Strucker
"As I see. The plan is going accordingly."
Strucker detonated one last bomb, this time blowing up the Colosseum. He smiled as screams were heard. "The tank will appear as someone tries to save the civilians," he told his superiors over radio, "To make it even more difficult for S.H.I.E.L.D., we'll put A-Grade villains allied with the Sinister Six in every city."
"Strucker, A-Grade villains are the highest grade of villain, and one of the heroes in New York has been competently and quite easily fighting villains of the grade below," one of the superiors notified Strucker, "That hero, Spider-Man, could potentially beat the crap out of Carnage."
"I know," Strucker said, "That's why I deployed giant tanks in case." And then he hung up.
New York City, USA, 7am
Spider-Man
Explosions were heard near the World Trade Center. Peter had quickly, extra-sneakily put on his suit and, as Spider-Man, jumped out his bedroom window started swinging towards the building. "Aw, man," he said, "We don't want a repeat of 2001!" Then he noticed something strange. A.I.M. soldiers.
"Ah, shit."
Spider-Man crashed through several A.I.M. soldiers as if he were a flying bowling ball. Yes, that was a literal statement. Then he landed on a magazine that... let's just say it wasn't very appropriate. "Ugh, I stepped in shit," he joked as he continued his way towards the World Trade Center, "Well, I kinda saw that coming 'cause, well, Flash Thompson leaves his stuff everywhere."
Spider-Man continued his way to the World Trade Center. He heard screams coming from the building. He tried his best to get in... until he was swatted out of the air by a giant flying tank. "Tanks are birds now?!" Spider-Man shouted as he narrowly saved himself from a broken back.
Tokyo, Japan, 8pm
Hawkeye
An explosion in the 104 Building had already shaken up the entire population. Hawkeye was already on the case, as he was sent to Tokyo the day before to investigate a murder. "Fury," he said as he neutralised A.I.M. soldiers attacking the city, "What the hell happened?"
"It seems that A.I.M.'s launching terrorist attacks on cities with Alliance presence," Fury said over the phone, "I've got my mission and you've got yours." Then he hung up.
Clint sighed, annoyed. "Fury, you asshole," he said, "Infrequent asshole, but still asshole." He then continued towards the 104 Building, neutralising more A.I.M. solders. And then he got hit in the face with a pebble. "Felt that," he said loudly. And then a tank rose from under the ground, sending him backwards.
"This is Hawkeye, currently stationed in Tokyo, Japan," Clint said into his radio, somewhat panicked, "I need backup." Then he drew his katana. And was nearly shot in the face by a police officer. Clint sighed. "[I know swords are banned here, but I'm on your side, dumbass!]" he shouted. The officer nodded. "[Sorry, Barton,]" they said as they opened fire on the tank instead.
"This is gonna take a while unless we get the missiles out," Clint said.
London, UK, noon
Deadpool
Wade was just walking around, and now he was on the (rapidly collapsing) London Bridge. "OK, why London Bridge?!" Deadpool screamed, "Any other landmark would've been better, but why the bridge, you negative IQ A.I.M. fuckheads?!" Then he was shot in the shoulder.
Deadpool rolled his eyes. "Oh, wooooow," he said sarcastically, "I am in paiiiiin." Then he proceeded to run at the person that shot him and tackled them off the bridge. They died. Wade didn't. He stood up. "OK, now--" he said before the top of his head started to get wet. Deadpool looked up. "Oh, it's my old lower body urinating!" he laughed, "What a sight!"
Beijing, China, 7pm
Lightning
Forbidden City. Gone up in flames. A fraction of its former self. Literally a fraction of its former self.
The Forbidden City had collapsed, and Michael Emery, the face of the Alliance against A.I.M. and the Sinister Six, had found the giant tank underground before it. "Oh, you've gotta be fucking kidding me," he said, "I didn't know the tanks would be this big." At that moment, it rose from the ground, causing a citywide earthquake. Michael immediately ran behind it and tried to rip out the plate covering the off switch. And failed miserably. And was unable to pull it out even with electricity and explosions.
"God damn it."
Rome, Italy, 1pm (couldn't decide so I used an RNG and ended up with this XD)
Wolfgang von Strucker
"As I see. The plan is going accordingly."
Strucker detonated one last bomb, this time blowing up the Colosseum. He smiled as screams were heard. "The tank will appear as someone tries to save the civilians," he told his superiors over radio, "To make it even more difficult for S.H.I.E.L.D., we'll put A-Grade villains allied with the Sinister Six in every city."
"Strucker, A-Grade villains are the highest grade of villain, and one of the heroes in New York has been competently and quite easily fighting villains of the grade below," one of the superiors notified Strucker, "That hero, Spider-Man, could potentially beat the crap out of Carnage."
"I know," Strucker said, "That's why I deployed giant tanks in case." And then he hung up.
