Okay. So, we've all been watching the direction PokéMon names have been gradually taking lately - oh, granted, there have been nifty names, but quite a lot of them are unimaginative, dull, or sometimes bloody ridiculous (Starly and Stunky spring to mind as being the sort of n00b-nicknames that PokéMon was very good at avoiding until now).
Well, I went and took a tongue-in-cheek look at a few potential names. I actually really like a few of them... Here goes. Don't take any of these seriously. xD
Luxio: Lightninx (Lightning+Sphinx). After all, they HAVE to keep the Shinx name somehow related!
Rentoraa: Thundrawr (Thunder+Roar)/Exrawr(X-Ray + Roar) . RAWR I'M A LION >:3
Zugaidos: Fearanium (Fear+Cranium) - A direct translation. And it's silly as hell.
Rampard: I can actually see that one keeping its name. >>
Trideps: Same as Rampard...
Minomucci: Bagworph (Bagworm+Morph, due to its multiple shapes)
Minomadam: Bagwyfe (... Do I really have to explain this?)
Garmale: Bagmale
Mitsuhoney: Necthree (Nectar+Three). I was running out of ideas.
Beequeen: I see THAT one keeping her name too. >>
Cherrinbo: Toddlerry (Toddler+Cherry). Yah. It's pretty stupid. >>
Tritodon: I see that one keeping its name. At least, I hope it does... >>
Eteboth: Twipom (Twice+Aipom) >>
Fuwante: Ballift (Balloon+Lift)
Mimilop: ... I'm not sure I want to go there. xD Probably Bunlop or something like that, all bun-jokes aside... I doubt they'll name it Playbunny xD
Muumagi : Mismagus (Misdreavus+Magus)
Donkarasu: Graven (Greed + Raven)
Lysian: Another one I see as keeping its name somehow...
Mirakuge: Shadowhirl (Shadow+Whirl. Because that's what it is...)
Fukamaru: Soilurk (Soil+Lurk)
Gabite: Rajaw (Rage+Jaw)
Gabrise: Hammerise (Hammerhead+Rise)
Hippopotas: Hippore (Hippo + Pore, indicating the holes on its back)
Kabarudon: Sandstamus (Sandstorm + Hippopoptamus. I suck. I know.)
Dorapion: I can see them turning it into Drapion or something but keeping it.
Dokurog: Croaclysm (Croak+Cataclysm)
Keikouo: Fragill (Fragile+Gill)
Neolant: Tetrilliant (Tetra, after the Neon Tetra + Brilliant)
Yukikaburi: Firost (Fir+Frost)
Yukinooh: Yetree (Yeti + Tree, as if you didn't see that coming a mile away)
Jibacoil: Magnefuse (Magnemite+Fuse, as the Magnets fuse, and never fail to confuse us all. >>)
Berubelt: Beltongue (Belt+Tongue - fitting...)
Dosaidon: Dreadon (Dread+Rhydon. What were you expecting, Rhydendendron?)
Mojanbo: I'd call it Strangela but Ivee would probably kill me, so... Tangelarm it is.
Buuburn: Magburn (They won't get more original, so why should I?)
Togekiss: There's another name I see staying.
Megayanma: Same here. Megayanma. Pwnest name ever. xD
Leafia: Either they'll go with the old standard, Leafeon, or they'll come up with something more original.
... Nah.
Glacia: Glaceon, for reasons stated in the entry for Leafia.
Glion: Another one that I see staying... (Glions and Gligars and Glbears! Oh my!)
Manmuu: Mastodine (Mastodon+Swine)
PorygonZ: Porygon GT! It was de-evolved back to Porygon One and now its daughter is older looking than It is! Also, There seem to be a lot of Jolteons involved, for some reason...
Erlade: Bladevoir. Because it was really asking for it. >>
Dianose: Groucho Marx. Enough Said.
Yonowaruu: Duskhaos (Dusk + Chaos. It fits. Whatever.)
Yukimenoko: Prysmono (Prysm + Kimono. I'm out of ideas.)
Rotom: If that thing doesn't keep its name, I'll be very damn surprised.