Psymallard
Previously mallard
It was dark- but grunts an rustling could be heard close. An overhead light flickered on to show Mallard, Turtle, Rooster, and Hamster sitting around a table. Mallard pulled his fedora down over his eyes and spat, "I ain't got all day, Hammy. Deal the cards." Hamster took a puff from his cigarette and smiled. He shuffled the cards slowly, then dealt them out face down. They started to play, and Rooster took the lead. "Unoo!" He shouted as he slammed down a +4 card. "Sonuva-." Mallard glanced at Rooster to see two cards peeking out of his feathers. "You stinkin' cheater!" Mallard revealed a glock which he pointed at the farmland fowl. "I hate cheaters." All of a sudden, there was a rumbling. The four stood up and dipped under their black blanket that simulated the darkness on that sunny day. A huge circular shadow was now was covering the area. They looked up to see a silver circle with flashing green lights. Rooster chickened out and fled the coop, while Hamster took out a bottle of Jack Daniels and took a swig, blacking out instantly. That just left Mallard and Turtle. The two looked at each other for two solid seconds, then the reptile receded into his shell while the waterfowl pulled out a golf club and outfit. "Fooore!" He yelled as he drove Turtle into the UFO like a cannonball. Mallard flew up to the hole that the shell created, ditching his golfer's getup. There was a humanoid figure there, working on what looked like a metal honeycomb. It stood up and twirled around, whipping out a freeze ray and fired at the two animal intruders, stopping them in their tracks. "Ahaha! Tis I, Martian-023657003115! Whilst you two fools are popsicles, allow me to introduce the instrument of your doom." Martian gestured to the machine he was working on moments ago. "This is my new weapon, and it will pull some of the strongest individuals from multiple dimensions and place them right in front of us! And when it does-" Martian strapped a metal device onto his helmet. "I'll use this to invade their thoughts with those of serving me and only me! Oho, truly a show of my brilliance! Now! Let the invasion commence!" By then the ice had melted, as the freeze ray wasn't finished. Mallard fired off a feather into the machine. "NOOO!" Martian screamed, but the machine had already started to fire off sparks and electricity while vibrating dangerously. The entire ship rumbled, light and sound started to warp. Mallard and Turtle were flung out of the ship, and crashed into asphalt. Turtle looked up, to see the UFO spinning out of control over the horizon. Mallard looked up from eating the road, and they both stared at their surroundings. "I think we're in a city," remarked Turtle.