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PIRATES VS NINJAS 2015

Which is superior?


  • Total voters
    19
  • Poll closed .

Doctor Oak

Staff member
Overlord
There is only one correct answer:

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I have to go with ninjas because what more do you want from masters of stelth and silent assassination

You even see more ninjas in video games than pirates

# scorpion rules
# mortal kombat is the best
 
Assassins and ninjas are different
As I said ninjas are masters of stelth
Assassins are about straight up killing
(Please don't kill me if I am wrong)
 

Teapot

Virtual Duck Enthusiast
Staff member
Administrator
Guys, seriously, even though this is a spam topic, please keep on topic. :p

Also:
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Pirates.
 
This is far too heated controversy. Ever since the Golden Age of Pirates and the Sengoku period, man has constantly argued about which is superior. Using a complicated (and fake) mathematical formula as shown below:

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As you can clearly see, ninjas win.
 

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
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No ninjas exist that are more badass than this pirate crew right here. But before you go wasting your time trying to find ninjas that can even get close to the Straw Hat Crew...

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Do ninjas have emotes made after their facial expressions? :arr:

Still not convinced? Then how about these mother fuckers?
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They may not steal booty, but Team Aqua sure as hell dress the part! :arr:
 
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No ninjas exist that are more badass than this pirate crew right here. But before you go wasting your time trying to find ninjas that can even get close to the Straw Hat Crew...

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Do ninjas have emotes made after their facial expressions? :arr:

Still not convinced? Then how about these mother fuckers?
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They may not steal booty, but Team Aqua sure as hell dress the part! :arr:


*seen the first image* have you ever watched an anime called "naruto"?


*seen the second image* you got me there but ninjas are ment to be mysterious and that's why the have non


*seen team aqua images* if you want to use video game characters then I will do the same

Have you ever seen a ninja as badass as the ones in mortal kombat? (I'm looking at you scorpion, sub - zero, noob and reptile)
 
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Let's go Ninjas! :up:
And here's the results. (This was the Splatoon Splatfest in which the results were calculated by wins and popularity, note that wins were worth x6 the percentage.)

Popularity:

Pirates: 28% - Ninjas: 72%

Wins:

Pirates: 51%x6 - Ninjas: 49%x6

Final Results:
P:28% N:72%

P:51%x6 N: 49%x6

Pirates: 382 - Ninjas: 318

For that Splatfest Ninjas destroyed pirates in terms of popularity but the x6 wins for pirates carried them to victory (even with x4 Pirates still would've won. Nintendo first made the wins x2, then x4, then x6 to make sure popularity doesn't carry the team to victory.)

WOOHOO GO PIRATES!!!!
 
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