"You know what?" Beep asked, really bored from just sitting around all day. "It's Flackback time. Time for you and me to learn about my past."
"It all started when i was born. Duh. My parents weren't the richest people, or the poorest. A little in between."
"Anyway, so there was little five year old me. Or something. I forgot. Me and my friends, we were just hangin' out in the woods out behind our houses. It was fun. We had a little shack that my friend's dad built, and life was fun."
"That is, until i fell."
"Straight on my head, so did I. I somehow climbed up on the roof of the hut, and just so happened to fall off of it. No big deal."
"Also, if someone replies to the thread before i finish this post, I'm gonna scream."
"Anyway, i fell. That sucked. What really sucked, though, was that i was knocked out."
"And what did i do when i was knocked out?"
"I projected my mental being onto a different plane of existence, of course! That was my first time!"
"So there i was, a little Joltik, not even a decade old, discovering an entire new lane of existence."
"It was beautiful. I cried. I'll admit, I cried. Like when i saw Guardians of the Galaxy."
"So, when i came back to, like, thirty minutes later, i found all of my friends huddling around me and crying. I asked them what was wrong, and yadda yadda, 'You're alive!', i told them what happened, and they didn't believe me."
"That night, i couldn't sleep. Who could?"
"After a few weeks, life got dull. How are you supposed to enjoy existing on a puny planet, chained to only one body?"
"Anyway, life got dull. I wanted to return to that plane, or at least something like that. So i tried. Again, and again, and again. Finally, after two months, i did it."
"So, what did i do with this newfound power?"
"Meddle with other planes of being, of course! That's how I do what i do!"
"Did you know that every RP exists on a different plane of existence? I didn't!"
"Eventually, i found a little house, floating in the void, and i went to check it out."
"I knocked on the door, and Cesar just opened it!"
"I was like, 'Woah! how can pokemon exist in this void?'. Cesar replied, 'There are other pokemon than us?'. We chatted, and that's how i met Cesar."
"So now i just do thing in other planes at whenever i go to bed."
"Thanks to a little thing called astral projection."
"Ya'll can do that too. Thanks for coming tonight."
"Also, i drew this! For some reason! Copying Shinx_Shades!"