Once Cade had finished his talk with Jax, his eyes fell upon Hibiki. "It never rains, but it pours," he said quietly, before brightening up. "Well, then! You'll have to forgive me for being a bit distracted. I'm still in some shock over the loss of my Mentor, Mr. Fuji . . . and Red was just here with his Enforcers . . . also, I just fought several battles in a row. But hey, Red was clear that I was not to shirk my duty while his Candidates were in town, so let's @#%&ing do this."
It was almost disturbing, the contrast between Cade's bright voice and smile, and the cynical overtones of his speech. Then again, he was the Ghost-type gym leader, so perhaps spooking the challenger was part of his schtick. Hibiki did his best to shrug it off and raised his hands innocently. "Look, man, I'm not in any particular hurry. If you want to wait until tomorrow-"
"Oh, no, we're here now," Cade insisted, keeping the plastic smile firmly lodged in his cheeks. "By all means, let's give our animals a good beating. Three to three, three two one, ready or not, here comes Gastly."
His pokeball whirled out, and in a flash, the dark spirit orb pokemon hovered on the battle floor. Cade gave it a nod. "Whatever comes out on his end, suffocate the bastard."
Hibiki gaped at him. "Geez. Okay, uh . . . Charmeleon, you're up. Do that thing you just learned how to do."
Charmeleon sauntered forward toward Gastly, and for a moment, the two just looked at each other across the battle floor. Then Gastly began to fade from view, and Charmeleon tensed and opened his mouth. Before the ghost pokemon went completely invisible, a Flamethrower lit up the area, raising the temperature to an unbearable peak. Gastly quickly reappeared on the ground, its oversized tongue lolled out in defeat. Cade looked down. "Oh. @#%&."
"Yeah, I've been there before," Hibiki agreed, as Gastly disappeared in the red withdrawal light. "It sucks to be OHKO'd."
Cade gave him a hard look, and in spite of his distance facade, Hibiki could see some genuine pain in his eyes now. "You understand nothing," he said angrily, as his Haunter appeared on the battlefield. "You think that these gym performances we put on somehow test your mettle, but they don't. If you were to face my true pokemon team without the level caps Red enforces, you'd soon see what a Ghost-type is REALLY capable of."
"Yeah, but then we trainers would never be able to move up in the world," Hibiki said, with a raised eyebrow. "As I'm sure you already know. Charmeleon, Flamethrower again!"
Once more, before Cade could even make a counter-call, Charmeleon loosed a jet of flames that blasted Haunter through the wall. A few seconds passed, but Haunter didn't come back, and it was clear that his fainted body was drifting somewhere outside the tower.
"See, this is what I'm talking about," Cade said irritably, raising his third pokeball. Gengar came out, newly revitalized. "You're not getting to experience what it's like when your enemy completely disappears, hypnotizes you, then uses your brain as a chew-toy. Down the road, you'll face the same kind of pokemon that you saw in one of the earlier gyms, only it won't have the artificial restraints. Then you'll wonder how you ever beat it the first time, and you'll realize too late how weak your team truly was."
A surge of anger boiled to the top of Hibiki's chest. "You think I don't know this already?" he snapped. "My brother is Gold! I've lived in the shadow of true power for years. I know the difference between the force of nature that is his Typhlosion, and this level thirty-something fire-starter I've had for two weeks. I'm sorry that you've had a bad day, but don't go assuming that I'm some ignorant yuppie with a false sense of strength."
Cade's eyebrows raised in surprise at this fierce response, and he gave a smile that was now only half-ironic. "Well! How about that- a Red Candidate who knows he's being played by the system. I just hope for your sake that your Charmelon doesn't share your insecurity."
"Yeah, your compassion is inspiring," grumbled Hibiki. "Charmeleon, one more for the fire."
"Shadow Ball, Gengar. We may as well humor them a little."
The two attacks shot past each other, but each hit their marks in a blaze of light. When Hibiki managed to clear his eyes to look again, he saw Gengar steaming on the ground, and Charmeleon spread-eagle, staring blankly at the ceiling. For a moment, he thought it was a double KO, but then Charmeleon passed a paw over his face and slowly rose on shaking hind legs. Cade shrugged, reached into his pocket, and strolled forward toward Hibiki with badge in hand.
"You realize, I hope, that it their levels had been equal-"
"I know. The result would be the opposite of this," Hibiki said wearily. "For the record, none of my other pokemon would have lasted a minute. Onix would've died instantly, Nidoqueen has no moves that can hurt ghosts, and I just caught Kadabra- who, by the way, is also a glass-cannon type pokemon."
"Hm. I see. I'm a bit surprised you managed to beat the Cerulean gym with a team like that."
Hibiki glared and snatched the badge out of his hand. "I didn't."