man you guys got me all hyped and then disappeared :c So, here is another alternative ending:
Vlad was confused as to why the Gardevoir offered him a cookie. The psychic Pokemon looked so innocent as she smiled and offered the already bitten chocolate chip cookie. Vlad took it slowly, after he had killed everyone and won the war, this Pokemon came up and offered him a cookie. He looked at it, the Pokemon had clearly already taken a bite from it, so it wasn't poisoned or anything. Vlad took a bite. The cookie was surprisingly good. He smiled as he ate it completely, he could let this Pokemon live along him for eternity.
"Thank you-" Vlad was speechless. The psychic Pokemon looked angry and her eyes were glowing.
Before Vlad could react, she entered his mind. The pain that rushed through his head was so much, the vampire fell to the floor crying and screaming. After a few seconds, thousands of years of torture for Vlad, his mind went blank. The vampire remained on the floor, drooling and shaking violently. His mind had been completely shattered.