Prepare for Trouble~the Game!

[Satoren]

Time to put your wits to the test, kiddies, for this is Prepare for Trouble~the Game! or The Team Rocket Motto Game!

le Rules~

>The first poster (that's me) decides on the theme for a new Team Rocket motto. For example, the theme would be Cooking. So you will have to make a motto based on that.

2>Create a new Team Rocket Motto using this format:

Prepare for Trouble, and Make it Double!
To protect the world from ______________
To unite all _______ within our ________
To denounce the _____ of _____ and _____
To extend our reach to _________________
Jessie! James!
Team Rocket, ___________________________
Surrender now or prepare to ____________
Meowth, that's right!

3>When you're done, decide on the theme for the next TR motto!

4>Rinse and repeat with Steps 2-4~

Sounds simple enough, right? And it doesn't even have to rhyme (though you could put your poetic skills to the test and try and do that~) Just do your best and make a new TR motto to use for everyday life~

Anyways, to get the ball rolling the next poster should make a motto about playing video games.

 

[Blazi]

Prepare for Trouble, and Make it Double!
To protect the world from n00bs and hackers!
To unite all gamers who aren't slackers!
To denounce the morals of to catch or kill!
To extend our reach to those with skill!
Jessie! James!
Team Rocket, the very 1337!
Surrender now or prepare to be beat!
Meowth, that's neat!

Not bad, ey? I think that's 1337, and not 7331.

Anyway, topic... Let's rip off Team Plasma and go with knights!

 

[Shiny Motley]

Prepare for Trouble, and Make it Double!
To protect the world from abusive trainers,
To unite all creatures within our world~
To denounce the injustice of slavery and battling!
To extend our reach to each and ever person.
Jessie! James!
Team Rocket, now taking on the guise of Plasma!
Surrender now or prepare to relinquish your Pokemon!
Meowth, that's right!

-failed-

So um... let's go with something music related next. And no bad viola jokes either, please. |D

 

[Satoren]

Prepare for Trouble, and Make it Double!
To protect the world from horrible music,
To unite all people with our catchy lyrics!
To denounce the earworms of nyancat and others,
To extend our reach to all sisters and brothers!
Jessie! James!
Team Rocket, jamming to the beat,
Surrender now or prepare for defeat!
Meowth, that's sweet!

yesIhadtoaltersomelyricsbecauseshutup

ahem... TR Motto for staying at home with nothing to do! Go, go go!

 

[Brendan Savem]

Prepare for Trouble, and Make it Double!
To protect the world from muscular athletes
To unite all slobs within our antics
To denounce the horror of sun and air
To extend our reach to the school sports fair
Jessie! James!
Team Rocket, lounges around eating pizza all night
Surrender now or prepare to lose the next bite
Meowth, that's right!

(okay, did I just turn that into a slob's night in? ah well, I don't feel like changing it now)

Now the theme is role-reversal