Because I love sci-fi series to pieces~
Primeval:
Lester: 'You spend your entire career planning for just about every crisis imaginable - up to and including alien invasion - then this happens. So much for thinking outside the bloody box.'
Stephen: 'There can't be that many types of venomous monsters under the Aldridge.'
Claudia: 'You should see the last tube home on a Friday night.'
Lester: 'Who's that idiot?'
Nick: 'Connor Temple. He looks like a half-wit, but he has a very good brain.'
Lester: 'We may stand on the brink of Armageddon, but at least we have an irritating student on our side. How reassuring.'
(Personal favourite
Nick: 'We'd better ship this lot back before we upset Darwin. Everybody, um... grab a dodo.'
Connor: 'Rex! I swear, when I catch you, you're gonna be the first animal to become extinct twice!'
Nick: 'I could kiss you, Connor.'
Connor: 'That's really sweet, but maybe not while there's people watching.'
Lester: 'My worst nightmare in one sentence.'
Jenny: 'Mammoth on the M25!'
Nick: 'Columbian mammoth!'
Lester: 'The flavour is immaterial!'
Leek: 'Actually sir, the Columbian is a hairless species-'
Lester: 'I don't care if it's shaved its legs and gotten a bikini wax: it's on a motorway in broad daylight!'
Nick: 'Stay where you are. Who are you?'
Sarah: 'I'm Dr. Page.'
Nick: 'I'm Nick Cutter.'
Sarah: '...Okay... I assume you're some kind of thief?'
Nick: 'Actually, I'm a professor.'
Sarah: 'I've never seen a professor with a gun before.'
Nick: '...It's a pretty specialized field.'
Sarah: (sarcastically) 'Help. I've been taken hostage by an obsessive scientist.'
Connor: 'Welcome to our world.'
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Sanctuary:
Clara: 'What the hell was all that about?'
Will: 'Well, the guy who invented the radio just dissed Jack the Ripper.'
(The real) James Watson: 'Release the first key, the second is freed as well.'
Druitt: 'Elementary, my dear Watson.'
Watson: 'Oh, shut up.'
Will: 'This place goes on forever.'
Helen: 'It's a labyrith. It's designed to keep valuable secrets from those who would steal them.'
(The real) Nikola Tesla: 'Was that aimed at me?'
Helen: 'Yes.'
Helen: 'You have frostbite.'
Druitt: 'It's certainly no reflection on your hospitality.'
Will: 'And what's your power, just showing up for the meeting after 135 years?'
Helen: 'I'd like to see you do it.'